CLOWNCARD

Can't sleep at night Technology! The best #bitcoin hardware wallet for clowns 🙌 Ultra-insecure. The only dedicated seed-exploit.

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@GhostofWhitman Try our "Clown Grade" dice instead!

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@BTC_Bender Yes!

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@UncleBo05435478 Fuck no, we're not made of money.

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We take security very seriously... just not yours.

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@SimplyBitcoin We're never going away!

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@Myntad_com Ask the same 13 normal people what CLOWNCARD is. They will all know!

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@americanhodl8 Time to upgrade to CLOWNCARD!

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@JerryWagoner No, you have to buy them.

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@BeckyRh2021 Figure it out yourself, we don't have time to deal with plebs.

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As we enter the second week of the hacker's relentless attacks, we've decided to dedicate ourselves to correcting misinformation about the specific nature of the exploit. This is clearly the best use of our time right now.

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@crypto_bitlord7 You discovered our devious plan. But it's too late, we already have your bitcoins!

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@bcfrgwdnt5 Yes, 1 bit entropy Clown Dice rolls work on all firmware!

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@raide91000 I suggest you consider 40 bits!

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@AAStack Make it as simple as possible: Buy CLOWNCARD! Guaranteed wallet draining technology!

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@JustinThyme_ You mean MY Bitcoin!

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@marc02200 I'd buy more CLOWNCARD stock!

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@LeaoHard We sent him to clown college, he's still got a lot of learning to do!

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@Holger21M @Coinkite COLDCARD failed you. Have you considered CLOWNCARD?

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@COLDCARDwallet How about implementing a better Bitcoin retention policy?