Dangles the Clown

I am empowered to be anything I want to be. Which is a clown. But doesn't have to be.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

@LASERCLOWN1 shit the feds are onto us, project ribald batallion is compromised, shut it all down

[Adam Roberts @arrroberts]

Roses are red
Date trees are palmy

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

@LASERCLOWN1 Relevant https://t.co/ctLFORRaSH

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

TEAM SHART IT’S A SHIT AND A FART AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I CAN MULTITASK

AM I FIRED YET

#theapprentice

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

@LASERCLOWN1 Are you on that "special diet" again? We're still paying for counselling for the cleanup crew we had to hire after the last time.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

TEAM SHART IT’S A SHIT AND A FART AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I CAN MULTITASK

AM I FIRED YET

#theapprentice

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Hey @LASERCLOWN1 you never told me you were in California http://t.co/x8lvu0J1AA

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Indecent exposure or FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. Hey, at least I put down a tarpaulin.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

@LASERCLOWN1 How is life as a mother treating you, anyway? Sore nipples?

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Well fuckety-whoop.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Turns out I'm a clown.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Spent a whole fucking year on a journey of self-discovery and finding my place in the universe. You know what I discovered?

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Well that was a waste of fucking time, eh?

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

@LASERCLOWN1 I've got half a dozen out of date aspirin and a couple of burlap sacks full of rocks if that'll do

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Not just the Swedes I can tell you

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

I have been loving myself for a little under six months now and I'll be honest it gets a bit sore after a point

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

I am touching my inner self and discovering my sensual nature as an erotic being.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

Ommmmmmm

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

I am pretty.
I am loved.
I am centred.
I am a child of the universe.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

It is time to discover the REAL MAN underneath the makeup. The HUMAN BEING in the novelty oversized shoes and dayglo orange wig.

[Dangles the Clown @ClownDangles]

I am on a journey of self-discovery. I am getting in touch with my inner self.