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[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@orchid_hq This shit makes me want to kill myself

[There's Jeffy (BIRTHDAY MONTH) @RealTheresJeffy]

Yo mama joke ramdomizer is certainly something

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[uu @um33m3]

watching someone my age do better in life than me

[Phra 🦩 WHA brain @philgollins]

generational tweet I think about this all the time

[Serbian Cream King @big_guy_demo]

getting assassinated because you left a let's play channel sounds like a cruelty squad mission

[sandwich @sandwicchhh]

Person at the comic store was recommending webtoons and solo leveling to kids

[Argie @notevenrg]

when you realize you’ve been saying i’ll start tomorrow for 3 years now

[interpretation @materialcritic]

I forgot what sub I was in and thought this about something completely different.

[Damion @OkayDamion]

Guy who refills the claw machine at my job dropped me gold loot

[jack da proot (I don't make toast) @JWhite88915]

Cat is returning to his alien planet

[Yellow Pikmin 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @YeloPikmin]

something is deeply wrong in the minds and hearts of heterosexuals

[mel ꕤ ⋆.˚ @r0mangel]

putting frick donald trump on the emoji combos website to end fascism once and for all

[Lasey @LaseyBoBasey]

berdly weird route

[‧˚꒰🪓꒱༘‧— ronnie ♡s susie ! @dennysat3am]

Im at a family thing rn and my ten year old cousin just said Susie Deltafoid