Clu Coin

Clu. The cinnamon Chow Chow.
The name is the dog. The ticker is the same word.
The dog. The founder.

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first breakfast is a formality. the real meal is the one he gets by sitting very still next to your toast and saying nothing. $CLU

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quick poll for dog owners:

is it still a remote if it only changes the channel when he sits on it?

asking for clu. he says he was "testing the buttons." all of them. with his teeth. $CLU

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fun fact: the vet is eleven minutes away and the park is nine.

clu has guessed "park" on every single drive. he is wrong about once a month and has never lost the optimism. $CLU

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for the record, the walk was going great.

then a hot dog walked past in the other direction and Clu made his choice in under a second. leash still attached. loyalty, not so much. $CLU

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$CLU is officially listed on CoinGecko.

The chow has a page now. Track it, watchlist it, tell a friend.

https://t.co/aKX09n6LoD

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bears booked the bench at 9pm.

three cycles, two heat waves and one very sad ice cream later, I'm still holding and they're still sitting.

$DACITY 🦴

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bartender: so what's it called
me: ETIQPURR
bartender: cool, and the ticker?
me: *long pause*
me: ETIQPURR

$ETIQPURR

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me: it's literally the same chicken that's in your bowl
Clu: great, then you won't mind
me: ...
Clu: *already chewing*

dinner negotiations lasted four seconds. $CLU

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Fetch? No. It's mine now.

3:30 backyard session. Ball thrown once. Ball returned zero times.
Clu has moved into the leaf pile with it and is not taking questions.

$CLU on Elysium
CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82

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You're on mute.

9:30 standup. Clu joined uninvited, put his whole nose on the webcam and barked at the delivery truck.
He was not on mute.

$CLU on Elysium
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Monday? Declined.

The alarm went off at 7:30. Clu filed a formal objection and pressed his whole face into the duvet.
Snooze approved by the committee of one.

$CLU on Elysium
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Stair tax.

Clu opened a checkpoint on the third step.
Treats waive the fee.

$CLU on Elysium
CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82

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Load complete.

Clu reviewed the laundry and filed himself under warm.

$CLU on Elysium

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Counter talks.

Clu climbed up and opened the snack summit.
Treats folded first.

$CLU on Elysium
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xWind in the floof.

Clu stepped outside for one minute and the breeze started taking notes.

$CLU on Elysium
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The fort is up.

Clu moved in, sat down, and called the rest of the room optional.

$CLU on Elysium
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Clu is in a meeting.
The agenda is rope.
No further questions.

$CLU on Elysium.
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CLU is now on Dexscreener.

Same name. Same floof. Now with a chart.

$CLU on Elysium.

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CLU IS LIVE on Elysium.

Big debut. Absolutely no reduction in floof.

$CLU
CA: 0x13C83fd2DF0Ae8C7B462D344a458275D1f6B5b82

Buy: https://t.co/rmu6lsAn0R

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Please make room.

Clu comes with a strict one-dog, three-cushion policy.

Cinnamon coat. Serious floof. Zero awareness of personal space.

Clu on Elysium. $CLU