Sauga City Sweeterman

Thabo Sefolosha and Tyga fan account.

[eli @elischoop]

people who hate heat: wahhh i'm sweaty and sticky this is mildly uncomfortable

the cold: grostesque hieronymus bosch torture every time you step outside

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

[Jeremiah😈 @flyguywizard]

Lust - gooning
Wrath - crashing out
Envy - pocket watching
Gluttony - big back
Pride- main character energy
Sloth - doomscrolling
Greed - thirsty

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Sorry but HR has pretty strict guidelines around aura farming in the office. Consider this a warning

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

she’s not just my slime she’s my wife

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

Great weekend in Montreal for owning a personalized license plate and driving like a bozo

[caro⁷ 🤍💫 @catk_17]

solar eclipse snoopy, you have to stop!! your drip too hard!! your swag too different!! your style too tough!! they’ll kill you!!

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

Sorry if this offends u but:

IN:
⁃Figs
⁃Nashville
⁃The lynx and jaguar
⁃The Epic of Gilgamesh
⁃Sleeping bags
⁃A negroni
⁃Autism
⁃Karaoke

OUT:
⁃Shawshank Redemption
⁃Pickleball
⁃Olives
⁃Lyndon B. Johnson
⁃Toyota
⁃Conditioner
⁃Snoopy

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

@jamisonhensley There is blood on your hands

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

@ryanmink The shrimp alfredo strikes again

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

@EvanBelfer Kai Havertz | Welcome to NDGSA D3 | Skills and Assists | 4K 🔥

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

@ryanmink DPOY

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

@Ravens @Mandrews_81 Greg Roman cooking tbh

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

Getting cross-faded (Reactine & Claritin)

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

I see this tweet once a week and I promise you it’s really not that complicated lmao

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

My brain literally stops working when this happens.

[Sauga City Sweeterman @CluelessDoofus]

Me: “Help me pls”

Cashier: “The Pedialyte is in the ‘baby isle’”

Me: “Ok?”

Cashier: “Innit?”

Me: