cluelesscat

Nothing to do, nowhere to be, a simple little kinda free

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

It's 2026, we have agentic AI and humanoid robots but still haven't figured out how to make escalator handrails move at the same speed as the stairs

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Anyone else ever feel like they're going to drop their weights on their face everytime you do a narrow press, tricep dip, chest fly while lying down? I live in constant fear

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

The sudden change in vibe when you're at a foreign airport and enter the departure area for the India bound flight, is a vibe change only Indians will understand

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

One of the worst parts of being an adult that no one ever tells you about is forcing yourself to work out regularly

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

All the botox and filler being pumped into women's faces and bodies makes me wonder if in 10-15 years, we're going to end up with couples where the guys age normally and look 45 while the woman doesn't look a day over 25

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Name something more life changing than roasted garlic. I'll wait.

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

In that phase of life where the entirety of my social media feed is just couples reposting each other's travel stories

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Finally at that age where Turkish Airlines remembers my birthday better than family and friends. Kinda freeing, love it. And thank you, Turkish airlines

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Sure the 9 to 5 job might be extinct by 2034, but the 8 to 10 job ain't going nowhere 😑

[Circe @vocalcry]

As everyone was talking about the shot that missed Trump, I began to wonder… had I missed my shot with Big?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Katsushika Hokusai’s Great Wave off Kanagawa made with LEGO by Jumpei Mitsui.

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Not looking at your phone during your commute on public transit feels like it's become the practical equivalent of voyeurism

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Is adult life really just an endless series of making lists, checking off some items, forgetting others, and then making whole new lists?

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Anyone else's palette constantly burnt because you can't wait two seconds to eat your scalding hot food when it arrives..?

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

The white corporate male urge to wear bright cartoon socks with your suit and tie

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Ever do a recurring task that you dislike and realize you're going to have to do it for the next 60 years..? I feel that way about putting pillows into pillow cases :/

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Sure sex is good but have you ever power walked down a dimly lit street with your favorite song blasting in your ear and felt like you're in a music video 📸

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Why do countries with the worst public infrastructure have the best food (I'm talking *big* flavour) and those with good infra, the worst?!? There's no winning here :/

[cluelesscat @CluelesssCat]

Why do I have the GI issues of a 60 year old man 😞 halp!