Jo

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

What is even Australia? Please explain @Bosslogic

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

I constantly find myself wanting to say, bitch shut the fuck up

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

Popeyes can get it

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

@Bosslogic Extremely disappointed there are no kangaroos or koalas in this picture

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

This is a call out post on myself: clean your makeup brushes bitch

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

@Bosslogic good luck with that buddy

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

@Starbucks was misled by one of ur employees bout how rewards work & at a diff place they told me how it works. What happens to my rewards

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

Just can't win today

[mikala @mikalawalker]

I thought these were glazed donuts https://t.co/otaaidOF0T

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

Sometimes I dream some ishhh and wanna fight a hoe. Like damn subconscious what's up boo?

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

If someone says "99% of people would recommend this product to a friend" I think of that is shade bc I know peeps who want peeps to suffer

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

Honestly what the hell does XD mean? Why do dudes do that

[Rachel Simon @Rachel_Simon]

Happier about Mindy Kaling being pregnant than I would be about someone I actually know

[Ariana Romero @_ArianaRomero]

I have never felt more invested in an alleged celebrity pregnancy than Mindy Kaling's.

[Hannah Orenstein @hannahorens]

GOOD AFTERNOON, MINDY KALING IS HAVING A BABY AND I HOPE THAT BABY IS ME https://t.co/qguEUXNUyD

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

😀🌎🌍🌏📆 Happy #WorldEmojiDay! 🎉 We’ve got some 😎 new ones to show you, coming later this year! 👀👇 https://t.co/xBR9ZJ7l4g

[Jo @ClusterMessy]

How TF https://t.co/NRF7l6O4LI

[@OptometryToday @OptometryToday]

UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman’s eye https://t.co/4svHmN1XRI #Contactlenses #Opticians #Eyetest #Health #Contactlens

[m @msnetiker]

swipe up to make Oprah fly

[Danielle Brooks @thedanieb]

They fought so that we might live. Thank you @repjohnlewis and the countless others who fought and died for my freedom. https://t.co/SblU3Vcb7t

[Erin Sharoni @ErinSharoni]

When you realize it's T-minus 1 hour to @GameOfThrones #GOTs7 premiere.