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#SnowMexican

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Maryland weather in the fall:
7am- hoodie and sweats
1pm- tank top and shorts
6pm - pants, t shirt, light jacket
12am- drunk

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@redbull lemonade iced tea. The people (me) want it

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I’ll never leave my wife. I drink so i can feel something other than anger for a split second

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If you don’t want leaf removal this year that’s cool just lmk

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Out of many, I am only one.. My brother’s keeper, my fathers son. I’ll be a victim of this world til my days are done.. It’s a good time to be poor

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The reason women dominated industries exist is cause we just didn’t feel like doing that stuff anymore

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@DesireeAmerica4 Oh so women are cool with this until they threaten their jobs 😂

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Littering is never acceptable unless you say “birds will get it” then you can do whatever you want

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I’m a proud fantasy owner of @camskattebo5. Even drafted him. I knew it.

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Pack a cigs

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I Could’ve Lied still makes me cry to this day. Chilis were the best to ever do it man idc what anyone says.

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What made McGregor the goat was the fact that he was chasing down a title from day one. And even Chad knew he didn’t stand a chance. That belt was Conor’s from the minute he stepped in the octagon in his debut.

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Pink Pony Club slaps

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Girls with raspy voices scare me. Just put the fries in the bag buddy

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I’m tired of being the reason

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I cannot stop listening to Chappell Roan. I wish her shit didn’t bang so hard. I’m obsessed

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What’s so civil about war anyway?

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Ashes in the sky.. inhale ‘em straight into my lungs.. My end is nigh, enemies got me on the run. I’ll make my last stand with my brothers here. So my dear….

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My wife gets mad when i drink sink water

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Teaching marshawn lynch quotes to my wife

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I was at the end of every tether waiting for what once was.