Mrs. Steal Your Girl

Working on my masterpiece ✨

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Mrs. Steal Your Girl @ClutchCrystal]

Aw man not Dolly! We can’t catch a break out here 😢

[𓆩♰𓆪 알잖아요 𓆩♰𓆪 @playboysoshi]

And then I opened the tweet—

[king khy @Khyrughh]

Hey guys! I miss my whole Twitter fam😭
But I just wanted to share again as well as say thanks for any/all help. Everything counts more than what you know. Bring on unpaid leave unexpectedly for health isn’t something i planned for. Even just a share🙏

https://t.co/tvZR7IP9s8

[king khy @Khyrughh]

I’ve not popped my head into the world of Twitter in a while, but I’m posting this gofundme bc I need help. I have 11 chronic illnesses & I’ve been on LOA unpaid 6/19-8/31 waiting on a decision about my job. Anything helps & is beyond appreciated🙏
https://t.co/YcszFZMaXG

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

A black waitress educates black diners on how they act while dining in.

She's spot on 🍽️

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us.

[Coach @nickcoachin1]

I love everyone revisiting MJ music and realizing cant nobody hold a candle to him. Talking bout some fucking Chris Brown

[ᴛʀɪʟʟ❦ saw abel 2x @trilogyhurst]

this isn’t a group project.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

[CurvyCakeBae @BellePriveAtl]

The song didn’t need to go that hard 😂

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

He said he’s from Suite Life but shit ain’t sweet

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

i…. do not care about the sexuality of ppl i am not having sex with.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

[Mrs. Steal Your Girl @ClutchCrystal]

@anxietymsgs You got this!

[Mrs. Steal Your Girl @ClutchCrystal]

@yawningemoji punchy mcbackflip is sending me to infinity & beyond 😭😭😭

[r u b y .wav @wavruby]

we gotta be real about straight men being real health hazards because i can confidently say he went out there immediately after this and dapped his homies up, ate some lunch w his hands, and stuck them dookie fingers in his girl's mouth later that night all without a single wash

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

That nigga can't believe that shit 🤣😂

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

This is so important to remember

[Bane @jodambusta]

Bitch niggas are born, not made