Christine

Diva Sam is currently running my life.

[Jeremy Rauch @FOX19Jeremy]

You know how I know the curse is real?

Both teams scored 75 points against UC and X.

I-75 is one of the worst interstates in all of history. @FOX19 #Bearcats #Xavier

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Sunday evening college basketball: “I’m going to be the worst thing the people of cincinnati have seen all week.”

Monday morning 75 traffic: “hold my beer...”

#thecitythatneverstopsgiving

[Local 12/WKRC-TV @Local12]

Yep, pretty much. Ugh.

At Cloverleaf Pub on North Bend Road

Photo: Nicholas Holthaus

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

My heart hurts.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Just saw a mom driving a minivan, eating a slice of pizza, screaming something towards the backseat, while signing (what looked like) a child’s “take home” folder with her other hand. Please god, not me. 🙏🏼

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 https://t.co/Fl3bGyuQ2x

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bengals announced QBs coach Bill Lazor will assume offensive coordinator responsibilities immediately. @RapSheet reported Ken Zampese fired.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Queen City on a weekday around noon is HILARIOUS.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Bengals 🙄 #thuglyfe

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I understand if you don't like baseball, that's fine, I get that. But you're wrong and I hate you. Merica.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

THIS is how we do Opening Day. #lit

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

@k_kreidenweis 's most recent Kroger purchases: baby formula, 4 bottles of wine, and an umbrella. We are the hillbillies of Western Hills.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

I'm going to need like, 95% of Cincinnati drivers to start driving the speed limit. 5 mph over if you're feeling riskaaaaay. 🙄😑🚗

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

@Atown513 #jeans

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

@The90sLife @meesh_petes

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Nugent. I cannot.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Today definitely calls for a beer. Fuck.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

@ameyer9 but you're probably right.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

@ameyer9 thanks dickhead.

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

Keith: "I put all the dirty laundry downstairs by the washer for ya."

Thanks babe. That extra step of actually loading it is a doozy. 😑

[Christine @CM_Peterman]

I cannot take LeBron's hairline seriously.