CoachMalcombs

Offensive Coordinator for the San Diego Snakes | National Champions: 1989, 1991, 2000, 2005, 2009, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2019

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Another Saturday night. another night of ZERO action @TombstoneActua2 please advise.

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@PhillyLeonardo @NoahLtReid75 Kid could never be a San Diego Snake!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Ran into standout recruit @NoahLtReid75 last night at the strip club! Told me he has currently been “swimming in a sea of buss” (butt pussy) (men) on his visits! Proceeded to try and spike my drink! What a joker! Kids got major issues! Coaches Beware!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@FiFiLocks2 @GavinGroves34 HAHAH WHAT A JOKE FIFISPICKS! You think this jokeaholic runs me? The former OC of the Snakes? That’s laughable! Not only do your picks suck, but also your detective skills! Get back to crafting losing lays buddy!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@FiFiLocks2 These picks suck cock buddy! Throwing up prayers! Editing the ticket to show a win?!!! WHAT A JOKE! Have some INTEGRITY! HOLY SHIT! Guy only posts the winners! I have lost 40 grand this week tailing him!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@geoffkeighley You couldn’t say Minecraft?

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Hey @geoffkeighley how hard is it to say Minecraft? I mean holy shit! The boys bet the house on Kalshi for you to say it, and you’re fucking us! WHAT A JOKE!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@Slowstrokinking @StoolAfterDark You’re a smart man Dubs! Only if Katics Dad drove his RV through the pool table to save the slope of the greens. What a fucking joke at Barstool! Mr. Katic should’ve been chugging whiskey and shooting balls BUT NOPE! #PULLOVERNOW #PULLOVERNOW #PULLOVERNOW #PULLOVERNOW

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@itsJeffTiedrich Holy smokes Jeff! Tax day was last month! Haven’t heard this much bitching since my 5th wife! SHE’S HUGE!!!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Put a cork in it Tiedrich! Get a real job for a change and enlighten yourself with some good ole Fox News and News Max for once!!!

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

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[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

You know the drill. Another Saturday Night, another night of ZERO ACTION!

[Charles “cookout” D’Anthony @CookoutD]

Switch from cover 3 to engage 8 #lank #playfast

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@KaticMichael @NFLDraft Hope they hired a good caterer! There’s not enough food in there for you two meatballs!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Another Friday Night, Another night of ZERO ACTION!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Woke up this morning pissed off! Then I remembered Shedeur hasn’t been drafted yet! #awesome

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

PSA to all recruits: looking for the fattest knockers East of the Mississippi. Send film. Thanks! #horny #onthehunt

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Great day to be a San Diego Snake! #SnakesInbound #Berelentlessorbeforgotten #coorslight

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@KaticMichael @_ajbarner_ Yeah nice teach tape dip shit!!! Maybe if you studied film as much as you ate, this video would br legible to the common and/or experienced ball knower!! Average rep at best! Wouldn’t fly with my Snakes!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@wake_up_mintzy @KaticMichael @BFW @DUDEwipes Recruited these two greyhounds back in ‘17 to play for our San Diego Snakes. Unfortunately our head guy @DickMar81723939 wasn’t impressed! Now look at em! Both eating fast food in cars and are looking HUGE! GET A GRIP CHIEF! #SandiegoSnakes #Berelentlessorbeforgotten

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

Went to Colombus to scout the Hoosier and Ohio State players. At this place called the library. What a joke! $10 minimum! Fuck that noise! Only thing keeping me coming back is the free lap dances and naked knockers in my face! Hope Indiana creampies these Jokers!!!!

[CoachMalcombs @CMalcombs]

@sydney_parrish @KaticMichael Recruited this kid to San Diego to come play for the Snakes! Hell of a player! You’re fucked Parrish.