Carl Mashigemier

fly high queen Elizabeth 🕊️| Trump |Cherokee ‘81 | I love my daughters #elbenishe #fonzio

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Man I can’t believe we frikin bombed Iran #whatthehecktrump if my trans daughter gets drafted Im gonna be a little upset. That big girl Ain’t ready for the real world #lesbains #trans #mysonisagirl

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo What was the joke?

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Life can hit you like a #truck just found out my cousin Bertella is a #tranny so proud of u big b 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@clet48wooddude Relatable 🧌🧌 Man my gay grandson only talks about cat nip and new advancements in the urinal industry 🙈🙈🙈 like #peaceoutbroski ✌️📉♐️

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Was thinking about the time I was a fry chef and living in Dominican Republic. When they go scuba diving do their glasses fog up if they don’t go into the water?

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@AlanKieth111 @BuckSkeetabo Sorry I have arachnophobia

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo She turns 47 at the end of last year

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Was just thinking abouty daughter Fonzio. She says she likes to hunt turtles for the sport but I think she should start selling the shells for profit. I heard #shells make a darn good soup. Thoughts?

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo It’s always important to get involved in family #activities I personally like my shrimps served without the tails.

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo Hey P.B. Skeets… I heard that they have a pretty good #egroll there. Make sure to enlist in the military so that you get good #healthcare

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo My daughters would love for you to sign there’s @fonzio I know you love to get stuff signed. Quick question parky, is this you in the picture because damn I would like to take you to dinner

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@clet48wooddude @realDonaldTrump Happy birthday Donald! @scottieshefler go 8 rounds with me in the octagon. I’ll make you pay.

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo Can’t believe they still have high schools. Man we need to work on these learning facilities.

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo Purple is the color of #flowers man I love tractors #relatable

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Just saw a bird without any wings. #crazy I wonder if they have the same struggles as humans without feet . #iloveshingles

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@AlanKieth111 She has been passed out for 3 years. The semi truck she was driving #fuckingexploded so she’s no longer with us.

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

Do all trees smell the #same when water is poured on them? My wife asked me this question every day before she sadly passed away 3 months ago. I do always miss seeing her out in the wilderness searching for a way to get #wet with all the trees.

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@UncleGarrett4U Thanks uncle G 😂😂 you got me laughing my freaking buttocks off brotha

[Carl Mashigemier @CMashigemier]

@BuckSkeetabo Thanks parky. Are you okay if I call you that? You know it’s funny that your name is Parkinson because that is what my wife had. It’s too bad that sem-truck she was driving derailed and crushed the local #donutshop