Wife: Do you want to come in the car with me?
Me: That's a long way to ask if I wanna have car sex?
*I start laughing. She doesn't not. Now I have to pick up the kids by myself.
#notfunny#dadjokes#husbandfail
#yyc anybody else hearing a weird noise in the Northeast of the city. Temple or Falconridge area? Like thunder but without the lightning. I thought it might be fireworks but it's been going for over a half hour.
@GeoffLRamsey@jack_p it was pretty awesome to come across two familiar voices in #RedDeadRedemption2 . I promise you'll survive inadvertently bullet wounds. Keep up the amazing work guys.