Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death

The original angel of death decided had the idea to let winners prior military experience be death angels. I don’t agree with the morals so I kinda defected.

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

That’s the point where I start feeling real fear

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@Yeetsformer Yeh

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

Random person on train last Friday: *sees the patches on my back pack* hey I saw your patches and I have a question.
Me: okay shoot!
Person: Does everyone get a nick name
Me: not everyone in my unit did that I know of but got one
Person: Oh really? What was yours?

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY “I THRIVE IN THE TRENCHES BITCH”

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY Dear god.

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@Yeetsformer I didn’t make it, I was telling it, though it was a personal experience story

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@LocalBateman This would scare me more than the silent smile.

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY It was markiplier

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY “Fuck you and your mortars I’m gonna trench to the core of the fucking earth”

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@CHAOSINSURGENY Also who tf reposted my personal story?

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

@SinOfWrath666 https://t.co/oULYalmSkB Hope this entertains you.

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

Random person on train last Friday: *sees the patches on my back pack* hey I saw your patches and I have a question.
Me: okay shoot!
Person: Does everyone get a nick name
Me: not everyone in my unit did that I know of but got one
Person: Oh really? What was yours?

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

and his nick name was “sleepy conroy” because no matter how many alarms he had he always slept through them all and was always late because he liked to sleep in.

[Lavernius the Fallen Angel of Death @CmdrRyle2645]

Person: And?
Me: I asked that to a First Sergeant, and he looked at me like I was the dumbest mother fucker on earth, thus the nick name of trench man.
Person: Oh.
Me: The movies lie, you almost never get a bad ass name, I had a buddy who was same squad and same team-

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