For the first time ever at this WWDC.. Apple casually flexed one of its weirdest innovation.. the patented Apple Pizza Box 🍕
Once upon a time.. Apple decided the ordinary soggy pizza box wasn’t upto its standards
So Apple literally invented its own pizza box.. used exclusively at the Apple Park
Unibody design, eco friendly, perfectly stackable and custom vanted so employees can carry the pizza back to their pods without a soggy crust
…meanwhile Dominos is still using the same square box design from 1940s 😭
Only Apple can overengineer a pizza box this hard
I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends
I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it
My fans are everything to me
Looking forward to the next shows
See you at the top of the globe 🌏