Cornelius Megadook

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@JeffBezos any of the "astronauts" happen to determine if the earth was flat or not? Asking for a friend

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@PatUnleashed Not an expert but further evidence that the Earth is round is shown by the Humber Bridge in Britain.

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https://t.co/HBBbyqWCBt

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This is 100% real @da

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How much of a total softie is Bart? I used a scratch-preventing spray on him and he went from tough guy to cuddle bug in my arms, acting like he was on ecstacy.

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@PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz Thought you guys would get a kick out of this article about parachuting beavers https://t.co/Xkiy5lD9uk

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Another win for Anericans @robert

[Keith Malinak @KeithMalinak]

FOUND!!!!
The Lumbee sound clip!!!!!

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What's with celebrities being so upset that sex criminals are being deported? I mean.....are they "pro sex criminal"?

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https://t.co/QTxwTVDP6O

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@POTUS wake up

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Somebody tell this lady we don't have a democracy. She's ruining what would be an otherwise perfect day

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Fetterman is wearing gym shorts to Trump’s inauguration:

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@theblaze Hahaha. I've never heard that lie before. Smh

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Um, I hope this is fake https://t.co/FzjA8NG6vv

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@KeithMalinak hey, just letting you know that I absolutely LOVE that shirt. I have a few shirts from back in the day. One says "you're in my world now grandma".

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@PatUnleashed I encourage you guys to look up "Smart LA 2028"

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Taco isn't the brightest but at least he's cute

[Jeffy @JeffyJFR]

Is this real?...

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I hope @PatUnleashed doesn't have another nasty fall. #patslifematters