Christian

Probably addicted to coffee | JWU & ΛΧΑ Alumni | Surprisingly, I’m good at writing poetry

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@Tshep54 That’s a beauty right there sir 🤌🏻

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@elenavelezxo Nahh, Floridians my dude. We a different breed 😂

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@DanielleMN30 @Juanny_04 @NikosRaves 😂😂😂

[Tucker Shepherd @Tshep54]

Am I required by law to post my vaccine card to snapchat?

[Christian @CMercurio95]

Customer walks in wearing a mask on his forehead...

Me: Want to cover your mouth & nose with that mask?
Customer: I don’t want too and I have a medical problem.
Me: Sounds like a personal problem...
Customer: I would like a carton of Newport 100s.
Me: Bet...

[Christian @CMercurio95]

Wya @reddit & @RobinhoodApp? Come on out for another round 👌🏻🔥

[Christian @CMercurio95]

*Today’s Work Mysteries*

A customer comes in today and says to me, “You’ll soon learn the English math language sometime”. Then walks away.

I’m sorry but what the FLYING FUCK do you mean by that Karen?!?!? 😑🤔

[Christian @CMercurio95]

One time I heard children laughing while sitting in my room and watching tv at like 2am in the morning. I was like, “Oh shit! My place is haunted”.

5 minutes later... I realized that I live in an apartment and there’s a family living below me. 😀

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@Akademiks Lil Pump blows.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

PATRIOTS FOOTBALL IS BACK

[Christian @CMercurio95]

Are weighted blankets worth it? Asking for a friend...

[Christian @CMercurio95]

*Goes to the store and buys Dino nuggets*

Cashier: Awww are these for your kids? How old and how many?
Me: Uhhh no... 🤨🤨 Dino nuggets are for me...
Cashier: Ahh okay. Not judging.
Me: Okay?

[Christian @CMercurio95]

TBH: I actually consider it to be pretty relaxing while updating my website! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@heeaather011 That’s brutal!!

[Christian @CMercurio95]

When the Hospitality/Entertainment Industry is going down but the alcohol sales are going up. 👌🏻

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@meglucey_ No lie, half of the professors at JWU are fucking useless and can’t even teach a fucking class. 😂

[Christian @CMercurio95]

@gopuff 33477, a lot of people around my area would definitely download the app and buy stuff!!!!

[Joe @JoePalencia13]

My heart breaks for this boy. Imagine being 9 years old and being so hurt by your peers the only solution you come up with is taking your own life. I hope he finds the strength to push on it gets better bud it really does