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middle-aged speedrunning god, Super Mario Odyssey subhour and Bowser's Fury first sub 30, Sephiroth main

it's spelled with one 'l'

[CMFP #BLM @CMFP41]

FIRST EVER SUB 30 OH MY GOD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

this run was absolutely bonkers except cycle 3. 5:04 cycle 1 is insane and I did really well in all the other cycles except 3

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not gonna keep a platform owned by a literal nazi on my phone anymore so yea

it’s been unpleasant while it lasted ✌️

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Executed https://t.co/Xqbes8qQqO

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a bird took a blueberry flavored shit on my car

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@stoikysmash @Shrike_ssb I definitely could be wrong because I’m not an expert on the tech, but I don’t think he had enough frames to set up phantom block out of that air dodge or d tilt to do the phantom block, and Mario dair doesn’t have enough frames between hits to air dodge even with PMLG

[Void @gsmVoiD]

Finally got a set on Spargo!

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@royalpeaches_ I cannot get over how much of a snitch you were as a kid

like it goes BEYOND snitching every single time, not just telling on other kids but specifically requesting punishment LOL

[MockRock @MrMockRock]

US Presidents Play Competitive Smash

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paypal really said “boobie”

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

(A Speedrunner Explaining the Grocery Store's Self-Checkout Isle) Yeah so on a 6-sided box you have a 16% chance of scanning the barcode without looking; 33% if we assume it's not on the front. Basically it's worth the RNG risk since the timesave is huge compared to looking first

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violet was a horror game all along #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

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#FreeWhoeverTheFuckThatPersonWas

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

The individual who interrupted our Game of the Year moment has been arrested.

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@reslived I agree. I think most people will dismiss Alan’s words entirely because the world (and seemingly the evidence) is against him, but it is hard to read his whole statement and not think that he does genuinely care about the community. Just a really awful situation for everyone

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at first I thought this was some atrocious invisible wall (I was holding forward while not moving there) but then uhhhhh #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

[Zack207 @207Zack]

This Thursday marks the anniversary of Super Mario Odyssey's 5th Birthday!! Don't miss the premiere of a video celebrating the last half-decade of this community!!
https://t.co/WlWX8H3NSJ

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Worst day of my life bro

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sickest apartment tour you’ll ever see

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Can costar PLEASE chill bro, I’m over her I swear

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From the interview:

"When the cops came, the cop said: 'Yell if you need help!' And one of the persons in my class said 'help,’" the student recalled. "The [shooter] overheard and... shot her."

[CMFP #BLM @CMFP41]

Just watched this interview of a 4th grader who witnessed more than any child should have to at the Uvalde shooting https://t.co/JdgPg99SLV

I hate this fucking country where this keeps happening. And the police were more than useless. Fucking disgusting and infuriating

[Tyron18 @Tyron18_]

It fucking happened