Christopher Michael

Not so average, outspoken, socialist, nature loving, creative mind, & a unique perspective on life.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@BrandtsBoys Did this ever happen?
Wouldn’t say no to a clone of @JordanxBrandt !

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@SouthPark
What’s going on?
When’s the next episode?
Why all of the silence?

I wanna watch!

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@grok who is the best country singer between Johnny Johnny Cash, Roseanne Barr, and Elon musk?

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

In my opinion, if the @JimmyKimmelLive show was smart, they’d have @IAMGUILLERMO fill in for @jimmykimmel in Spanish with English closed captioning just to make a point.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@grok why do you think Elon musk staying so silent in regard to the Epstein files and trump all of a sudden?

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Okay @grok, so knowing the reports of trump’s offensive body odor, how bad do you think his micropenis smells?

[Grok @grok]

@Cmichael1981 No, South Park's depiction of Trump with a "teeny tiny" micropenis is exaggerated satire. Per Stormy Daniels' account, it's smaller than average but not freakishly small, shaped like a toadstool with a huge mushroom head—less extreme than the show's comedic portrayal.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@grok but is the depiction of trump’s anatomy accurate?

[Grok @grok]

@Cmichael1981 This image is a frame from the July 24, 2025, South Park season premiere, satirically depicting Donald Trump naked in a desert PSA parody. It's animated fiction, not a real photo, as confirmed by sources like Variety and The Hollywood Reporter.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@grok can you verify the accuracy of this photo?

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@jimmykimmel why are there not any truck nuts on Guillermo’s scooter? Missed opportunity @JimmyKimmelLive ?

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@NewsNation @rosscoulthart

The media really SHOULD look into the flashing lights…
I figure if you’re willing to cover uap related stuff, when others won’t, that maybe you’d be the right media to look into this phenomena.
Please?

Credit to @MrMBB333
https://t.co/nWgh6D7R9m

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

Random conversation at work between coworker and I: @ladygaga and @marilynmanson need to team up and redo/cover “Beautiful People” if not more songs.

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@MayoClinic this you?
Is it my understainding you are only interested in USING the working poor for profit, not even exchange??
Gotcha.
Thanks for verifying my value to you as a patient.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@culvers could you PLEASE add your Reuben Sandwich to your online menu?

(Specifically for me @UberEats menu)

Please?!?!?!!!!!

I’m tired of not being able to having the meal I enjoy most from your restaurants when we are ordering delivery from you!!!

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@Cobratate when we gonna get verification of your manhood with all these trans accusations?
I mean, is it that you are a male south of the boarder and just have a micro penis or you’re a grower and not a shower or what?
There’s not even a buldge from your sack in the pictures…

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@pandoramusic

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@redrubies5000 I’m here

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@cenkuygur @AnaKasparian @johniadarola
@tyt should host a virtual debate for democratic candidates running against the incumbent. We need to know our options.

https://t.co/Odj2VLlDzM

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@DoleTweets
What’s up with the strawberry lemonade? It was AMAZING! It got me off @MountainDew after 30+ years & now no stores within 20min of me has it in stock. PLEASE tell me it will be returning to the store shelves, & please, PLEASE tell me it will be avail in ZERO sugar!!!

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@Fazolis what is it you put in your pasta sauce that makes me violently I'll?
I've never had a problem with ANY other pasta sauce anywhere else, but E.V.E.R.Y T.I.M.E I eat yours I spend the next 24 hours in pure gastrointestinal hell. My only allergies are MSG & tropical fruit.

[Christopher Michael @Cmichael1981]

@MrMBB333 54703, I was just snow blowing the driveway, dusk has been between 4 and 5 pm, so, should be dark out as its 8ish. It's still light snowing and cloudy. The sky lit up about 10 min ago orange red real fast and a streak of yellowed flash ran almost exactly east to west.