CMj

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"To thy own self, be true, fam. Whoop Whoop" -William Shakespeare, Juggalo

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@ChronosUnsynced Roy the Rooster tells Wade the Duck he can't call himself a "real duck" if he has to wear a swim ring in the comic, and Jon has people screaming he's 'Ableist' on the streets

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@WorldOfTigra Maybe not Spidey, but Jennifer Walters could give her a run for her money. 😉

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@amandadeibert Hmm...should this one count when you have to watch it at least four times to see all the endings? 😜

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

Oh man, I think I understand Fred Flintstone now friends

[Hunny @thousandhunnyxo]

The boobs are BOOBING in this cosplay 👀

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟𝔹𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 @_DamnBucky]

😜🤣😝😂🍻 True 🤣🍻

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Spalding basketballs (1978). I think this ad was in every comic book at the time.

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@IANdrewDiceClay First we pin T. L. Hopper on Superstars, then we kill the Batman

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@MavenOfMayhem Pronouns and Hair by CM johnson

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Something different, but truthfully not going to pass up cheese curls for these. So a qualified positive review.

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

Now Trying:

Vlasic Pickle Balls

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

Okay, not too bad. A nice dill pickle flavor, not too sour, and a good crispy texture.

Really wish I had thought to pair with a turkey sandwich.

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@cannibal_saints @elliottswrstlin "Cody Rhodes" sounds like a kid character on a sitcom

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@BostonNooga You don't have a hat problem until you start buying the Dr. Seuss Hats that where fashionable in the 90s.

*Even though those are also sick hats

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@girldrawsghosts Kevin and his pot of chilli. I don't even know what I'm advertising: Car Insurance? Sports betting? An A.I. Jesus?

Still chilli. 😜

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Kids are kids, moms are moms.

[CMj @CMjohnson77]

@WeaverAPredator @beyondwrestling Kids all across America get put on WWF'S mailing lists when they send their get well wishes to a dog

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

My new favorite weird Memphis gimmick is THE SPIRIT OF AMERICA.

When people litter, it makes him really sad because it makes America look ugly. So he picks up trash along the side of the road in his wrestling tights.