Christian Messer

Ramblin’ Wreck | follower of Jesus Christ. Pixburgh Steelers.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

200 IQ

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

One of the funniest jokes I've ever heard was from Shane Gillis' new special:

"My favorite thing about Biden is: anytime Biden finishes a speech, he transforms into a Roomba."

[Jared Kane @BaddestBearJew]

Look at George Pickens’ excitement. It’s the little things.

These guys love each other and 412% bought in.

[Bask @baskgod]

This what Big Ben looked like them last 2 years in Pittsburgh no bullshit

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Zay Jones vs Calvin Ridley.

JV vs Varsity.

[Shaq Mason @ShaqDiesel_70]

“#70 may make it to the NFL off of athleticism alone but won’t last long. Too small and a cut blocker” -Anonymous NFL Scout

[Noah Pollak @NoahPollak]

This is like if the Hamburglar lived at the White House and all the hamburgers got stolen and the Secret Service was like we just don't have any leads, not sure what happened to all those hamburgers

[Christian Messer @CmMess6]

@mattbuscemi is coming home soon

[Kevin McAlpin @KevinMcAlpin]

Since that top of the third on June 6th, the #Braves have scored 133 runs over their last 18 1/2 games.

Mets have gone from 6.5 games back to 16 back in the NL East over the last 20 days.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Hearing reports this man was the captain of the Titanic submarine.

He’s known as the Diving Crooner.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Story: Former NFL RB Peyton Hillis, who saved his son and niece from a swimming accident earlier this year, says "it is 100% a miracle" no one died in the incident 🙏

Hillis recounted the "scariest point" of the incident was making a decision to rescue his 8-year-old niece Camille ahead of his 9-year-old son Orry.

"I think the scariest point ... was when I'm swimming to my son and I have to pass by him because my niece is in more danger," Hillis said. "I knew that I had to pass him up to get to Camille first. Because, you know, if I didn't then there's no way she would've made it."

The 37-year-old eventually made it back to shore with his son as well, but fell unconscious and began to experience lung and kidney failure.

Hillis was later airlifted to Pensacola's Baptist Hospital, where he was sedated and placed on a ventilator.

After about 10 days, Hillis regained consciousness and spent two weeks recovering in the hospital's intensive care unit.

(via @abcnews)
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[Evan Fiala @eefiala]

Lisa Salters: Nikola, congrats on a tremendous game. How are you going to spend your day off in Miami?

Jokic:

[Scurvy Irv @zaynice3]

“Let me see that bih one time nephew” 😂

[Christian Messer @CmMess6]

@grantmcauley L

[KC Covington @Fried_Baseball]

Further perspective on how good Acuña has been so far: He's on pace for an 11.2 bWAR.

Here's a complete list of 11.2+ bWAR pos players in past century:

*Bonds 2001-2002
Ripken 1991
Yastrzemski 1967
Mays 1965
Mantle 1956-1957
Musial 1948
Ruth 1926

[Calvin Johnson Jr. @calvinjohnsonjr]

Lets go!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Hey Gallo why couldn’t you do that in New York YOU BUM!”

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