Johnny Castle

I look like an upscaled baby

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@stpresses Attack the day!

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@en_cohen Sour grapes over Dylan calling out Norwegian Wood as a rip off.

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@walls_edward Axl Rose has the biggest vocal range based on recorded output. Mariah Carey has a five octave range and she’s second. According to the internets Adele’s is slightly less than 3 octaves.

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@stpresses I wept in front of my sons

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@felixsalmon It adds a third sprayer thing and all the tubes to serve it.

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@rortybomb

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99.9% chance you’re a millionaire. .1% chance you lose your dingle.

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@samhebert18 @PointsBetUSA @ConnorAllenNFL Over is +140 under is -176 for me

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Why is it called #cashapp. That’s like naming your bank #bankbuilding. #boom #pupass #schloins

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@stpresses Nice Cremaster ref bruh

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@jeremydlarson I went to a rush concert only because Primus was opening. One of the few (only?) bands I was obsessed with that do nothing for me today.

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@stpresses Dad joke!

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@suuma810 Can’t argue with success 😂

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@whale_capper Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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@stpresses Nice dad joke! We can finally welcome you in the inner circle.

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How it started. How it's going.

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@PaulaKluth Sick handlebar! The most christmassy facial hair.

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@stpresses Where can I see that thing actually getting played? Not sure if you saw City So Real, but the best part is a scene in a church and a 70 year old woman is going all out on a six string bass in the choir band.

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@tropicanapussy I’m here to tell you, it’s not a death sentence. Acceptance eventually comes.

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@Covers_Vegas @PointsBetUSA So if 80% is on Steelers, what accounts for the move to 6?