CNN Reports

Reporting the latest breaking news from CNN. Much like our sourcing ability, this account is not real.

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BREAKING: CNN is siding with the @NYPost on this cover image, because that could never be a terrible idea

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

CNN chryon: "OIL EXPLOSION IN VA" RT @johnson It appears that oil has exploded under the hood of my car. There's no way this is benign.

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FOR REAL THIS TIME, GUYS. RT @intelwire: CNN: Arrest in Ricin case

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BREAKING: Our holograms are better than yours.

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BREAKING: CNN sources now saying that second JFK shooter has been taken into police custody.

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Please stand by, we're getting conflicting reports from our sources about the Manchin-Toomey amendments' passage.

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Looks accurate to us | The Onion's Tips For Finding A Suspected Terrorist http://t.co/kOzs8xU56F via @TheOnion

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BREAKING: CNN can now report with confidence that the Manchin-Toomey amendment will pass by a mile and totally not tank due to stupid rules.

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Says you RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: Piers used "Breaking News" chyron for almost entire show last night. None of the news on his show was breaking

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Our sources have to be right at least once in awhile, right? RT @OsamaInHell: CNN reporting I'm in custody.

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EXCLUSIVE: Picture of the Boston suspect, as described by our sources: http://t.co/7RLMprOA9x

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CNN would like to point out that we're on television, while the FBI is not. Who are you going to believe? http://t.co/uK9zPr8hji

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CONFIRMED RT @EmergencyPuppy: What's more fun than a wheelbarrow full of puppies?
Nothing. http://t.co/t4IV8qtROX

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BREAKING: CNN's John King to accept prestigious award for "Best Journalist/Source Relationship Ever."

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Checking with our source, but sounds right. RT @allanholloway: @CNNisReporting Name of suspect reported to be John Wilkes Booth.

[Mike @Mike1104]

@CNNisReporting #CNNBreaking Titanic will dock in NYC later tonight ahead of schedule!

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CNN is now reporting that a new poll shows that viewers prefer CNN's breaking news coverage 5,000,000,000 to 1.

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Will the Boston suspect turn himself in while we're on the air? Tune in to CNN to find out!