Clinton Nodland

Proud father and husband, Catholic, Bison fanatic, sports fan, & Ron Swanson admirer.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates.

Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone.

So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans.

But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming.

Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline.

He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse.

And he loves it.

That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

Hey @TDCJ , this is how your employees talk about murdered white kids like Austin Metcalf.

I expect her to be fired!

@KenPaxtonTX

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

A Bible verse about hospitality is not the same as wearing BDSM gear in front of kids Sean

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

Hey Jasmine…

Black pilot here.

I think you missed the plot.
Then again, that’s becoming a pattern.

I graduated from West Point.
I went through Army flight school.
I learned to fly the AH-64 Apache.
I deployed to combat and flew 55 combat missions over Baghdad.

Nobody handed me a cockpit because of my skin color.

Nobody lowered the standards for me.

Nobody looked at me and said, “Let’s check a diversity box.”

That’s what people like you don’t seem to understand.

Suggesting that Black pilots, Black engineers, Black doctors, or Black leaders need special preferences to succeed is not empowering, it’s insulting.

I didn’t want a different standard.
I wanted the same standard.

And when you’re flying into combat, the American people don’t care what race the pilot is.

They care whether the pilot is qualified.

Merit isn’t racist.
Excellence isn’t discriminatory.

And reducing every achievement to skin color says far more about your worldview than it does about mine.

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

Wait so Sikhs are allowed to carry a literal knife on a plane - but I couldn’t carry my big bottle of shampoo for ‘safety reasons’

Absolutely mad

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA.

California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud.

EXPOSE IT ALL.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Just a reminder that the ONLY Republican running for Mecklenburg County (Charlotte NC) District 1 dropped out of the race...

...BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE PERSON WAS ARRESTED FOR FIRING SHOTS AT HIS HOME WHILE HIS WIFE AND KIDS WERE INSIDE!!!!!

Local police SPECIFICALLY CONFIRMED the attack was targeted at Aaron Marin.

Bullet holes can be seen in trees, cars, mailbox, and his kid's basketball hoop. Marin's ENTIRE FAMILY was forced to leave their home and Aaron says they live in, "constant fear."

He says his kids no longer even feel safe to play outside and they are moving now.

CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHY ZERO MAINSTREAM MEDIA OUTLET COVERED THIS??????!!!!!!

REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY BEING SHOT AT AND THERE IS SILENCE FROM THE MEDIA!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?!!!!!!

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Decline is a choice.

We will never stop fighting for America.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

It could be worse.

He could have introduced the President.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Nothing about this should be remotely controversial.

Pass the Save America Act!

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Don’t get mad at the slow California vote count.

Remember, they have to count all the Republican votes first… so they can figure out exactly how many Democrat votes they need to “find.”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

He’s the President of the United States — not your ex, not your personal villain, and not the cause of your misery. You don’t have to support him. That’s America.

But if someone is simply backing the sitting President and it makes you rage, cut people off, attack families, or act like garbage — you are the problem.

You’ve turned politics into a personality disorder: nonstop outrage and toddler meltdowns online. Grow up. He won. The sky didn’t fall. Pay your bills, care for your family, touch grass, and move on.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

My angel mother who gave me birth, gets one day to recognize her a year.

The heroes who died for our country get one day to recognize them.

The birth of Jesus gets one day a year to celebrate.

And you actually believe I’m gonna give an entire month for you because you’re gay?

NO !!!

Who else feels this way I’m sick of this shit?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Sticking your dick in another man’s ass is a personal choice—not a public holiday with parades and corporate rainbows.

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Help me understand America.

Why is it that liberal athletes are celebrated for speaking out politically, while conservative athletes are criticized for doing the same thing?

When athletes supported Obama, they were praised by the media, corporations, sports leagues, and Hollywood. Nobody called it “dangerous” or “polarizing.”

The same thing happened in 2016, when many athletes attended Hillary Clinton rallies, publicly supported her, and openly campaigned for her.

But when conservative athletes express their opinions, they are told to stay quiet, while liberal athletes are applauded for doing the exact same thing.

Americans can see the double standard.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@MikeNellis Democrats will look at you dead in the eye and say we need to feed kids…

…and then tax you for it, funnel it to NGOs that don’t feed children, and then steal all the money

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

The only thing that stops violent men from raping you and your society are other men who are equally willing to be violent in stopping the rapists. The West has decided that the highest virtue is to quietly comply with the destruction of your civilization because to do otherwise is bigoted toward the rapists. It really is that simple.