Chuck Norris

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@GiantHotTakes The Giants strategy of “If you’re performing poorly, just say you’re playing hurt” continues.

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@Coach_Yac @StevenL55689515 Thankfully he didn’t get Edwin Diaz, like many Giants fans were hoping.

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@GeeksGamersCom I hope Zoe, with her estimated net worth of $60-80 million, will be okay.

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@amyforsandiego @GavinNewsom Let me guess: Photo IDs required?

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@TalkinBaseball_ UCL repair incoming.

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@BaySean The downside of having one of the best stadiums in MLB.

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@remarks That’s legalized murder.

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Many of the Republicans in Congress do not like Trump, which is understandable because he comes off as a dick, at least in public. That’s why he won’t get almost any of his bills passed. He has to resort to executive orders, which can all be reversed if a Democrat is elected President in 2028.

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@NASA_Marshall @elonmusk @SpaceX

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@worthitorwoke Thanks for doing the dirty work so I don’t waste my time watching it, lol!!

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@RetroMoviesDB

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@TonyColdWine @gggiants I guess Devers will come out and declare he’s also been playing injured all season. Seems like the new trend for struggling Giants players with large contracts.

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@Polymarket “Modern audience.”

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@IfindRetards That’s so wong.

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I don’t really like this newer strategy in MLB of putting power hitters in the leadoff spot. I do understand why coaches do it, because guys like Schwarber, Ohtani and (to a lesser extent) Eldridge get a lot of walks and thus get on base a lot, even if their averages aren’t great (specifically Schwarber). I guess I’m old school, though,and miss the days when speedsters like Rickey Henderson, Vince Coleman, and Tim Raines dominated the leadoff spots.

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@oelma__ “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” I love a lot of Billy Joel’s songs, but this one makes me want to jump into a volcano.