John Kells

Dedicated Husband, Proud Stepfather, Sports Fanatic

[John Kells @Coach_Kells]

Jones

[sonvsdadsports @sonvsdadsports]

Son = Jones 🐐
Dad = He’s a f#**?g! firefighter 👩‍🚒

Who ya got?!

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@TreyOswald1 Packers took van ness

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Dear Bob,

Please sign any available Japanese #WBC pitcher.

Thanks,

@Reds Fans Everywhere

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@BowersFamValues @DatBeachBoy @jspalding79 It depends, if you are running a golf course where golfers ACTUALLY show up and play…let them drive on the carpet. If you are running a golf course with intentions of going broke…keep ‘em on the path. It’s a simple business decision.

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This Hernandez v Fremd #UFC273 fight on @espn is amazing!!! 💪💪💪

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Thank you @packers for finally signing @AaronRodgers12 . Now @maxkellerman can actually talk about what’s happening in sports on @KeyJayandMax instead of “what could happen IF Aaron Rodgers goes…”

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This just in… @Bengals lose the Super Bowl…now Skyline Chili is @RamsNFL Yellow #Bengals #BengalsNation #WhoDey

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My dad introduced me to @StratOMatic when I was about 7. So long ago, I don’t remember my first game, but I’ll never forget the childhood memories made every winter playing with him. Talked some friends into playing a league this winter…their first ever games. #mystratlife

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@YouTubeTV …just to be clear…if I lose @espn … I will no longer be your customer…it’s nothing personal…it’s simply an entertainment decision

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Dear @MLBPA, your greed continues to raise ticket prices at the end of the day. At least be willing to sit at the table and negotiate a deal. Thanks, Baseball Fan

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@JustinBolsenga @CBSSports He was hit as he was about to go down, did you watch the game?

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The @CBSSports announcer that keeps trying to blame the Auburn running back for not going out of bounds should be fired. Let me hit you going full speed and see if you can stay in bounds…

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@KeyJayandMax Willis Reed is the most memorable “injury comeback” in sports history

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Stoops’s timeout is a HUGE two minutes in Vegas!

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I’ll pay to watch @KeyJayandMax box 🥊 #igotjay

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#WarEagle

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@megynkelly @naomiosaka @megynkelly do you feel like shit after you ask a ridiculous question, that you obviously did ZERO research before asking? #justwondering

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@barstoolsports @BarstoolChief @barstoolWSD If the wet socks are in the back seat with him…then yes. If they are in the trunk with the clubs…maybe it’s only a swift kick in the taint.

[Rich @UptownDC_Rich]

Next time Bill Russell sees Jay Williams

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@JalenRose Bam went to @UKBasketbalI … played for @UKCoachCalipari