Alli Yeomans

teacher. dog mom. choreographer. chicken nugget aficionado. professional napper.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Acceptable things to say about me when I die:
1) She wasn’t that nice, but she was kind
2) she loved all dogs and several people
3) she knew all the words to all the songs
4) she drank enough water

These are my key personality points. You may only honor me with these.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Look… I see what the internet is saying about loving my body; Truly I do. But no one is telling me HOW to do that?

What is the standard procedure? Where is my step by step WikiHow article!?! Should I be going to meetings?? WHAT’S FIRST.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

“Treat yourself” she whispers as she gets gas, an oil change, and her prescriptions all in one day.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Ability to carry everyone else’s weight shows strength.
Ability to say “No that’s too heavy” also shows strength.

Lol guys guess which one I have.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

I wish I could google “where did I put my medicine when I came home from the pharmacy 6 days ago”

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Reminder that it costs me upwards of $1600 annually to physically see you.

Please be nice to me and do something worth looking at. (Like a silly dance or something)

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Remember when I woke up early to look cute, then did a full day of school, went to rehearsal where I sang without warming up and danced without stretching, and then went to a job when I stood for 6 hours? Every day?

I want to formally apologize to my body.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

I wish I had “can’t eat” depression instead of “can’t stop eating” depression

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

@neutronsoup Can’t hurt to try.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

I am so exhausted by my cycle of depression house, anxiety cleaning, and then manic looking for something but I can’t find it because depressed Alli kept it under the bed and Anxiety Alli chose a brand new spot for it.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Semi-annual reminder that we should not have to pay the following:
1- $750 every 3 months to keep my husband alive
2- $1200 annually for us to physically see
3- $60 every three months for me to not seek death
4- all of the appointments required to keep these prescriptions current

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Maneet Chauhan.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Someone called me Asian Fusion today and I mean… she’s not wrong… but… what?!??!

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Yo… that guy left already.

-The Angel at the Tomb, ca. the first Easter

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

I used to build texts so carefully so I could avoid using two messages, but could still use complete sentences and punctuation.

Now I text three words at a time and sometimes just send strings of random symbols.

that’s all there really is to know about me.

[Jennifer W Jones @jenniwaljones]

Amazing dance workshop at ThesCon 2023 from rockstar Sequoyah alum Allison Yeomans! @CherokeeSchools #ccsdfinearts #CCSDfam

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

@LitIn140 Good, because I bought a monstera plant today.

And my husband does not know yet.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Buying plants is self care and I will die on this hill.

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

@ASP285 All that gym time is paying off.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Why I stopped being nice, so that I could be kind:

[Alli Yeomans @CoachBromans]

Texaco breakfast is just different. #home