Chris Xavier

This is my only Twitter account; if it doesn't have my picture, it's not me!

[Chris Xavier @CoachChrisX]

@cartoys so your new MO is to be dismissive of customers and lie about not being able to repro the problem without having the right equipment, all to avoid a little warranty work? Ashamed that I chose you as a local company when I lived in Seattle.

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@Parkerlawyer I used to babysit a wee one that knew ALL the lyrics to ALL the Katie Perry songs. You’d say “Ok, sweetie; what do we say about Katie Perry?” And she’d say “Don’t sing it at Caf-o-wick schoow!”

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@Snarkyw76 @9NEWS An you had to walk to school, uphill both ways in the snow! 😉

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https://t.co/EaASXT4bsd

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@meirlyme @NaeP1954 @RonFilipkowski Right? I’m in Europe right now and I asked someone what the rest of the world thought and she covered her face and said she didn’t want to offend me.

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Do NOT order from @MamaRonis in Longmont) still waiting on a pizza we ordered through @Grubhub an hour and 17 minutes ago and management could care less. @Grubhub_Care

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10 Awesome Wheelchair Crowd Surfers https://t.co/uyzRRoS3aN @Loudwire

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@LadyDoctorSays Watch out for deer!

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@KaylaChowShow Here, yes - overseas, no.

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@mosburn @SCLHealth

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@mosburn @SCLHealth Oh, just quality of life; no one cares about that! #dumbstudent #basicanatomy

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@KaylaChowShow Fry bacon

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@Lpurplewolf @helen_connelly @BernieTranders Thanks to autocorrect I told my entire family my ex’s prostitute surgery had gone well.

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@jenjen_travels @noah_ollan @BernieTranders Youngest of 4; my dad never got to my name - it was usually “MarNatKen, dammit whatever your name is!” Middle sister still has a complex that dad said her name first.

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@EristocracyTV Ew

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Just saw this: “Huskies: the aesthetics of a wolf, the personality of a toddler past their nap time.” No truer words have been spoken.

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@mxmclain This is EXACTLY how our summer is going! I’d say go play outside but it’s 95 out.

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@AshleyGWinter I couldn’t understand why you had such angst over a cup of green tea.

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@danikakinad @emmabo This is how I learned Korean; I’ve forgotten most of it because I don’t use it anymore though.

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@theregoesrichie So you don’t have kids?