Coach Chad

Novice camp counselor. Expert kicking coach for amateur football.

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@Revolut91557644 @SebGorka I think you misspelled “seed”, friend. But Trump is great. Second only to Ben Franklin for presidents.

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@AA_ron3100 @SebGorka A close second. First was Ben Franklin.

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@IngrahamAngle @QuakeMedia Damn that percentage is low. Any chance we could make it higher? I tend to hate a lot of people.

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@3YearLetterman If Florida is the basement of America, it’s a basement full of shit ... shit that I wouldn’t pay to take to the dump but instead bag up and throw in one of those “donation” containers at the local Food Lion.

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@ingametrap @kayleighmcenany As a youth counselor and kicking coach, I often tell my kids/players not to listen to anything their parents say. And then tell their parents to beat the shit out of them when the kids don’t listen. Makes great entertainment when they both listen.

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@UncleChaps Kids aren’t bad looking either.

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@kimmgo @3YearLetterman @WouldNap @AOC Gordo, Coach drives a Ford, not a Honda. I think you meant he should take a Taurus course.

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@mose1176 @3YearLetterman @aubrey_huff @gehrig38 @Real_J3P0 Brandy, Coach doesn’t live in the past. His past is the present, and his present is the future.

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@its_me_ebby_ @3YearLetterman @aubrey_huff @gehrig38 @Real_J3P0 That man doesn’t go to parties, Edy. He is the party.

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@3YearLetterman It’s called MySpace.

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@johnedwardxo @usatodaysports I didn’t train her. I trained a monkey. Who in turn trained her. #parodyaccount #iamfullofshit

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@TrumpsUSFLTeam @johnedwardxo @usatodaysports He is an American legend. He also invented the onside kick.

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@garby_gal @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Sour grapes from 1776, eh?

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@3YearLetterman House is just the start, bub. Need to work on second abode, like a timeshare.

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@garby_gal @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump And it’s spelled “favor”, Eva.

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@garby_gal @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump I’ve been to West Virginia. I’ve seen third world countries. I don’t need to see a place like Germany that doesn’t play American football.

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@garby_gal @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump To answer your questions consecutively would require me to know what consecutively means. All I know is America beat Hitler and Stalin in WWII and kept Germany a democracy modeled after our invention.