Coach Matt

Head Football Coach at California

[Coach Matt @CoachMattCAL]

@cmucorey I think UCLA sucks

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Roses are red / violets are blue / Oregon sucks / @CoachKelleyBU does too

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ROSES

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.@LSUCoachMiles hey what is your favorite flavor of field turf

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A moment of Zen for you today, courtesy of baby elephants http://t.co/0D9Iaxaxxe

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@FauxPelini you're still alive?

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If you hate yourself come to my presser and ask a question

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WHO WANTS TO FIGHT

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@frydorov I think those are fakes I've never seen them and that story is from 2013

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FYI these are fake RT @Uniformswag: The Cal Bears will be rocking these new jerseys in 2013 #uniswag http://t.co/aMJ4tg9Rjg

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I heard @vossPT also gets burgled a lot RT@HuffingtonPost: NBA star's home burgled during his birthday party http://t.co/p6128js5X8

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@vossPT hey nice purple shirt and ugly face

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He hasn't answered me either :( RT @JoseCanseco: hey @georgebush is that you

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Three star "recruits" should probably focus on something else like school or poverty or North Korea

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What's the next difficulty after Heisman?

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Hey @CoachKelleyBU I am 3-0 and you just lost to West Virginia have a good weekend

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Is this pep band the same group of nerds that come to my football games

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@Kmac1988 what's a dynasty

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Just schooled Wisconsin on their home turf and couldn't find Bielema after the game to shake his fat hand what a coward

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12 seed WTF #FOOTBALLSCHOOL