Coach Megleg

they/them- 30 - queer disaster- funeral director - the jester gremlin that lives in your walls 🔞icon by @MicDixArt

[Coach Megleg @CoachMegLeg]

Join me over there on brighter pastures

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that cracks me up always, cause if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[Coach Megleg @CoachMegLeg]

I need a family I'm working with to want me to use this as an urn it'd be so funny please please please

[Kristin Naigus 🎙🪈 @field_of_reeds]

I thought these trending Dunkin' eagle cups were terribly ugly until I saw someone call them canopic jars. Now they're 100% better

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[emma ☆ @sundropcass]

okay SO. two things can be true at the same time: using ai to help write your fic is weird (especially untagged and/or with an anti-ai message in the notes) AND this rise in ai fics is 100% related to the consumerist mindset people have around fanworks. and both of these matter.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated??? like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings :((

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Ben Balmaceda @benbevoicing]

VIDEO GAMES

[Coach Megleg @CoachMegLeg]

Destiny 2 having their last update is bittersweet for me
Like I've not played in years & I don't talk to any of my old clan mates (some for personal reasons, others we just lost touch) but god I wish I could go back just for a night to game with them again like we used to

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[Dredgen Sale🔜 GCX ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

CRASH. THAT. SERVER.

[Richard Roe @RoeRichard33476]

Snom air drop
(hope this helps)

[t a s h a p a w s 🏳️‍⚧️ @messmereyes]

I want the Knicks to win just to see what happens to New York

[Raven @The_Regal_Raven]

Can I interest you in some shiny business ??

[bananacried @bananacried]

pride clown

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

Homophobes will literally tell a gay person to go kill themselves under a “happy pride” post on social media…. And in the same breath say “I don’t understand why they need a whole month?”

Because of YOU , bitch.

[var ☾ @unearthlysighs]

happy pride month pretty people. you all are so important and so loved 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🩹

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people getting ai psychosis is funny you literally got loser disease