Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge

Coach Parker. Findom.
A little absurd. A little chaotic. Occasionally dominant.
Probably not what you expected.
Throne ↓

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

A few things you should know about me

Pineapples are obviously a personality trait.
My coffee is always iced.
Side quests are the whole point.
I’m gay, mildly opinionated, and convinced I’m funny.

And yes, paying me via Throne is perfectly reasonable.

https://t.co/BME7GtCbmk

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

Another successful day, if you ask me. Not sure who needs convincing, but I’m already sold.

#Findom

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

It’s Tuesday.

I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing today, but I’m confident I’ll look authoritative while doing it.

#Cashmaster

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@FINQUEENIA If this is about helping Canada, I simply can’t sit back and let you do all the work. I’m here to contribute.
[email protected] 🇨🇦

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

It’s Monday. I woke up too early. I’m annoyed. I would like to speak to whoever is responsible.

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@ThePeterMcClane I don’t even think they’re jealous. I think they’re just shook that you said out loud what they were perfectly comfortable thinking quietly. Honestly, clutch my pearls

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@sunrisefall I was perfectly happy pretending they might be gay. Why would you take that from me? Tell me why, ain’t nothin’ but a heartbreak 😂

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

Not gonna lie, there’s just something about pumpkin spice that hits different. 🍂

Also… yes, I filled my trunk today.

You know what to do. 😉

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@goddessgracex Sounds like a teaching moment that should probably come with a tuition fee for your time.

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@NathanCoffeeBoy So you’ve decided you’re a poor guy who deserves nothing, and somehow that means you get to decide what everyone else does? When did you get that authority?

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@favoritecait But are we talking Mario Kart or Mario Party? Because this is important information.

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@GhostFiend_ It’s pretty clear Bill is what the Bills of the world should strive to be. He’s wearing a toque, hasn’t lost it, and knows he has to pay for his Domme’s attention. Good boy, Bill.

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@Rehan77536607 Depends on how many you think are in a Venti 😂

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@MadamKarma888 Preach! People forget that just because we’re awesome doesn’t mean we don’t have off days. 😌

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@findom_subz Wait, so I pay you first and then you reward me with your Kirkland? Is this Costco? 😂

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@busbyybabes Done and done! Anyone who appreciates pumpkin spice and the absolute chaos of a good garage sale? I want more of that on my timeline

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

Sunday garage sale’in with my trusty Venti Iced Pumpkin Cream Shaken Espresso because even a findom loves a good bargain.

Finding things I actually need for ridiculously good prices? I’m here for it.

Now who’s going to help make sure my trunk is full?

#Findom #Cashmaster

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@GhostFiend_ I don't mind snapping a few forks to get a point across. 😉

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@thehunterofprey This really highlights why communication matters in a dynamic. It’s not easy to admit you can’t meet an expectation and need some flexibility. They’re lucky to have a Dom who makes that honesty feel safe.

[Coach Parker | The Pineapple Lounge @CoachParkerTPL]

@GhostFiend_ I like where this is going . Now I'm thinking I should take all the cutlery and leave behind a wooden fork from McDonalds.