Dick Daily

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@rearxnz @oregonfootball And I’m used to having your mother suck me dry by halftime but look where we’re both at. I’m loaded to the gills with dong juice & you guys have 0 points at half. Where do we go from here?

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@TylerRh0des @oregon__updates Maybe you should focus on your liberal girlfriend cheating on you and less on your dogshit football team

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@rearxnz @oregonfootball Get fucked retard

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

BREAKING NEWS: Bryce Sandfort and Braden Frager are transferring to Iowa as a package deal and allegedly receiving a combined $7M in NIL to transfer per Scarlet Shootaround

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

Sources out of Pittsburgh are telling me that DK Metcalf is out of today’s game as he called Aaron Rodger’s a “white ass cracker bitch” and told him that his wife is more fake than Manti Te’o girlfriend during.

Expect Adam Thielen to be WR 1 today.

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

Sources close to the Steelers are telling me that that they hired actors to yell the N word at DK Metcalf all practice to help build up his immune to punching fans.

Certainly something to monitor as Houston fans are known racists

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@GopherFootball @GopherSports @B1Gfootball @UMNews @bigten @CFBONFOX Can you comment on the 3rd quarter when PJ Fleck had a whip out and was hitting only the African American players?

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@steven_sipple Stephen - I have thought about it over a can of cranium the last 15 minutes and I think we need to start recruiting linemen from the Children’s hospital behind Kinnick Stadium

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

When he sees Taylor Swifts carbon footprint

[Sam McKewon @swmckewonOWH]

“Something’s wrong!”

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

This is the worst act of violence I’ve seen in New Orleans in the last 2 months

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@HuskerVB It’s time to fire John Cook. We have had 20+ years of mediocracy with him & he has nothing to show for it

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@HuskGuys Dick here,

I think Holgorsen should be in the hot seat already. I didn’t see enough bubble screens today. The Huskers need to get back to their roots and make the right play calls. We’re also calling too many timeouts - we don’t need them. Just unbelievable coaching mistakes.

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@ByWayOfNebraska @HuskerFootball Dick here,

Stop sucking on Kamala’s tit, little Mike. Either send the photo of your wife’s rack or get off X!

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@Laudetur_Iesus @HuskerFootball Dick here,

Nebraska is cursed because you haven’t posted a picture of your wife’s giant rack on Twitter yet

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@HuskGuys Dick here,

Is Matt Rhule retarded? Heard some people in section 214 row 8 seats 22 & 23 today at the game saying he was and I just wanted to confirm this. Thank you HuskGuys

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@BarstoolHusker Satt is the Huskers best coach (him and Ed Foley) if we had Chubba today we would have won by 17

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@BarstoolHusker We need Chubba Purdy

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

@adr1anwilson @Coach_Hughes2 @CoachB_Morgan @WeissFootball @BamPerformance @Shaun_Rut @GrowthWithDesso @tylerwatts_1 @juice7v7 @TomLoy247 @SWiltfong_ Please don’t break the law when you’re in Boulder, Awill

[Dick Daily @CoachPrimeSucks]

Going to start throwing beer cans at democrats

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The Texas students just got a call reversed by throwing trash on the field 💀

This is now a good strategy