Not Coach Edge

Defensive philosopher. Math genius. At FHS

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Anybody need help with their math homework?

[not teddy whitmire @swolepapated]

That look you give when it’s 20-0 five minutes into the game 🤷🏻‍♀️ #LandsharkDefense @CoachSEdge

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

I just want to thank the Lord for proving me with a starting defense that only gave up .2 points per game this season. #GBR

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

It’s because I’m the defensive coordinator.

[Ryan Tramel @RyanTramel]

Fyffe outscored their opponents 639-43. Just hard to comprehend.

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

I’m going to one of my former players to make a call.

Hey @9alexanderdagr8 what should be our first defensive play tomorrow night? #1, #2, or what?

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

To my students, come to the game Friday and show yours thanks to my defense for no more homework this semester.

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Spread the words FHS. If my defense holds Red Bay under 10 tomorrow then we won’t have homework for the rest of the semester. #EdgeProcess

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Spread the words FHS. If my defense holds Red Bay under 10 tomorrow then we won’t have homework for the rest of the semester. #EdgeProcess

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Wait until I unleash #1. My mathematical defensive formula combined with my #1 will only ensure a shutout. #EdgeProcess #math

[Craig Thomas @ImCraigThomas]

"We think that some people go over there scared. We're not going to do that." https://t.co/R6AaiCAtFo

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Somebody help me solve this problem:

Red Bay beats Cedar Bluff 24-7.
Fyffe beats Cedar Bluff 42-0.

Does Fyffe on win by 30 points or by 40?

[Jay Boatwright @Jay_Boat10]

Alright twitter, my 1st period has issued a challenge. If this tweet gets 7,500 retweets and I’ll sing in the talent show.

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

What’s the best play to run on defense? @AustinCoots

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

I really am not ready for school to start back

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

I think Coach B should be giving me a pay raise sometime soon ! https://t.co/JVvaHDwEJR

[Super 7 @AHSAA_football]

The Top Defense of the 2A Game is presented by @BCBSofAlabama to the Fyffe Red Devils! #StateYourClaim @FootballFyffe

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Friday we play Aliceville. For whoever comes to the game I'll give bonus point to on the final test! Spread the word!

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

VOTE COACH EDGE FOR POTUS! Vote for me and I promise to end: 1) lunchroom food, 2) No more math, 3) No gashers for a week #EdgeProcess

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

@5Tashy28 nobody could've taught you better than me, though

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Clearly for research purposes. What is your favorite subject?

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

You can always count on the eighth graders giving up two touchdown in two minutes and making my defense look like a complete joke. #42-21

[Not Coach Edge @CoachSEdge]

Fall is in the air and I could smell another 10-0 season on the horizon