Megan

an essential worker.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

I thought about making a shit-post account.
But I realized my entire life is a shit-post so here I am.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Always having the urge to play with makeup when there's literally no time 😫

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Jimmy Johns should change their slogan from "Freaky Fast" to "It'll get there when it gets there, but what are you gonna do? Spend double the money to Doordarsh a sandwich from somewhere else?"

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

A universal law: your car doesn't do the thing you scheduled service for when you take it in.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

You can tell when the Amazon package is out of necessity or desire by how quickly it gets opened.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Bestie: I'm having withdrawals, can I FaceTime you?
*video calls her, and she immediately takes a vape hit*
Me: I thought you were having withdrawals?
Her: yeah, from you, what did you think I meant?
😂😂😂😂😂

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

I miss 24/7 @PlanetFitness
I only have energy to go to the gym when they're closed 😫

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

The answer to all of your problems is probably an everything shower.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

First workday of the month. First workday of the year. Pain. Suffering. Misery.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Officially pajama-pants-under-real-pants season

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m awake but I would like to go to sleep again.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Be careful what you wish for.
I wished to feel like a teenager again..... this is not what I had in mind.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

This has got to be one of the worst weeks I've had in many many many years.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

I'm going to crash for 14 hours whenever I can get tf home.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

The flight from Seattle to Houston was one of firsts for me... I got to experience airplane ear, and the classic kid kicking the back of my seat for what felt like ages.
Just get me home already. 🤕

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

Yall ever sneeze so hard your eye starts twitching?

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

I cannot wait to just have time and to sit down and read. I feel like the last few months of my life have been an absolute tornado and I cannot destress from everything.

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

2 more sleeps in a hotel #Countdown

[Megan @CoatyAnne]

#CountDown