Runner of miles, lover of food, drinker of wine and gin, reader of books, writer of blog, owner of cats, bestie of fat chick who is not fat - @fatchickwoes
@Tesco found this piece of metal in one your dog treats today. Dread to think the potential damage this could have caused had I fed this to my dog! Returned to your store today and offered a replacement pack of treats & a £5 voucher. I hope there’s a product recall on these!
@mileswithshell Oooh ours went in last year so we’re hoping next we’ll get them & the pots on the trellis have been great for bringing in the bees as well which has been lovely so hopefully they’ll have some tasty wild flowers next year too 🤞🤞
@mileswithshell Please do! It’s just brought a nice little colour splash against the brick and the patio. We’re hoping for some wildflowers through the gravel at the bottom next spring 🤞
@JoJoTrainers@runningpunks 4 years ago I had a woman say this exact same thing to her mate about me as she sat at a bus stop eating a magnum. I still remember it every single time I run by that bus stop. Now I shall add a fuck you to it!
Introduced Mum to @KathyBurke Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wake.
“I cried actual tears. I fucking love Kathy Burke!”
She then told me off for not telling her about is sooner.
@Secret_Marathon Mine is straight up Hot Fuzz. I rarely notice it in these WFH times. That was not the case when I was visiting clients in London earlier this week