Jacob Hernandez

Ex English Teacher and Baseball Coach. (he/him) Rice ‘15

@ cobby-cob . bsky . social

[Jacob Hernandez @cobby_cob]

Dear Southeast,

https://t.co/lv59eXTeAX

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

What a disgrace.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Trump killed Texas beef and with it, Texas BBQ

[Jacob Hernandez @cobby_cob]

@SubwayTakes @JLo Have to be born in Texas to be a Texan

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i actually don’t even like basketball i’ve never cared about it

[aaron. @ayroned]

a strawberry fanta would kill this nigga or whatever nigga is in french niggeu

[Dirty Texas Hedge @HedgeDirty]

Maybe I've just gotten old and cynical, but just openly stating "This Guy's a total piece of shit but we have to tolerate it in order to win" is a more respectable position than a transparently false insistent that This Guy is not a total piece of shit

[spurs barber - 3 more 😌 @spursbarber]

WEMBANYAMA YOU MISSED ONE!!!

KAT WAS ON THAT 2021 U19 TEAM THAT STOLE EVERYTHING FROM YOU!!!

HIM AND CHET STOLE EVERYTHING FROM FRANCE WEMBY!!!!!

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝔽𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕪 ⚡️ @Fergycookedd]

Bro the Chet slander been having me crying 😭😭😭

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

You could run a smart, quick attack ad during the NBA finals in Central Texas. "Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, and Ken Paxton don't want smart, valuable, immigrants legally contributing to Texas's economy. They don't think the Spurs should be able to have Victor Wembanyama."

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

There are fewer than like 200 people throughout all of human history with Chet's body type *and* skillset, and through the cruelty of God and France he just happens to coexist with a guy who can do it all, better.

[Jacob Hernandez @cobby_cob]

@GregAbbott_TX Fucking idiot

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

Carter Bryant: appears

Everyone in the universe:

[ESPN @espn]

Quiet skies in the forecast for the NBA Finals 🤫👽

[Selena @salinisalazini]

WE BELIEVE IN WEMBY AND AIR CORGI!!

👽🏀🦊

GO SPURS GO!!

[Bruce Bowen @Bowen12]

Can’t say enough ho proud I am of @StephonCastle @dy1anharper of staying the course and getting the job done!!!!!! Los Finales……..