Chris Cobcroft

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@qldhealth, it's time for Sean Drummond to go. Jail time for whistleblowers? That's grotesque.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

What the bloody hell @abcnews? Did you drop something by accident, like, I dunno, @andrewprobyn? Probably should pick him up, dust him off and apologise! Seriously upset by this.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@FrankBuijk @barriecassidy I'm sure lots of other folks have pointed this out, but were you shocked to learn the number of gvt handouts News Corp has received over the years? Private sector my hairy butt :D

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@MrChris_T Hmm, if that is where he is, somebody fudged the paperwork... but that actually tracks for Silvio 😐

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

It's wrong to dance on someone's grave, so I'm told. Show me where Silvio Berlusconi's is and I'll get my soft shoe shufflers, I don't wanna be right.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@PhillipAdams_1 Hope it goes very well, Phillip. Thinking of you.

[James Cotter @sirjamesofcots]

Silvio Berlusconi may be dead, but Jeremy Paxman asking him if he called Angela Merkel "An unf*ckable lard-arse" will live forever.

Her never headbutting him may be the greatest piece of European diplomacy in history.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@Bagsrfull So, shoot first. Then does the asking questions come before or after you do a shoey with their prosthetic leg?

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@olddigger68 @Bagsrfull Is it really standing if your knuckles are dragging on the ground?

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

In answer to @BreakfastNews' recent question, the answer is clearly Al-BOR-chid. No need to thank me, Lisa Millar. #Auspol

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

Big up to @ZakHepburn for giving Sex In The City the snub on @BreakfastNews and heading straight for the source, Kim Cattrall in Big Trouble In Little China. All aboard the Pork Chop Express!

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@AntonyGreenElec Given the diversity of Australia's media environment, we can make the same joke and it's about twenty seconds shorter, too. Say what you will about capitalism, but it is efficient.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

Indeed, the late, great John Clarke and Brian Dawe, reminding us how we did this to ourselves...

[Raf Epstein @Raf_Epstein]

Prescient, hysterically funny, and deadly accurate, all at once..

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

This is a pretty serious claim and people who know should speak to it. It throws the whole logic of the brutal system into question and begs a further one: where the bloody hell are these people ending up?

[ShiannonCorcoran💉x4 @shiannonc.bsky.social @ShiannonC]

My husband navigates ships. He often navigates ships in waters where asylum seekers are more likely to be. He knows many other navigators who work in the area

Throughout the Coalition’s entire 9-year tenure, those boats didn’t stop. The media just didn’t report them.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

A really fascinating and important bit of research reported on by @POLITICOMag. https://t.co/HHG4BE3DaS via @politico

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

So, I only really pay attention to Oz music these days, but I have really been enjoying a band from a place called 'Manchester' and that band is called Everything Everthing: https://t.co/BAvtmRDe6a Video's mesmeric.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

Wait, there's an Afterpay Day now? Guess we'll slot it in between Loanshark Day and Conspicuous Consumption Day. When I think of the reverenced, hallowed institutions of late capitalism I get a little misty. #EndTimes

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." - Vladimir Putin, apparently.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

@InsidersABC So many whingers in the comments! Am I the only one glad to see Insiders back? Gawd.

[Chris Cobcroft @Cobcroftguyyeah]

I think the real question here is, did Bojo leave once he realised it was a music festival? https://t.co/RRNRI9uAHO