Jacobe T. Schmerbach

the one-eared wonder sc: da_cobster College Dropout

[Jacobe T. Schmerbach @CobeSchmerbach]

Sometimes I sit and wonder "what is it like to have 2 ears?"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Universally admired

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It will have epic merch

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am thinking of starting new university:
Texas Institute of Technology & Science

[Jacobe T. Schmerbach @CobeSchmerbach]

Where exactly is this? I know where I’m putting my tree stand

[Rob @thegallowboob]

train car carrying corn had a massive leak and now the entire forest gets to feast for free

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

One day until we keep you safe, Heartland

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

It’s not Heaven, it’s Iowa

[ᔕᴀᴍᴀɴᴛʜᴀ ᗰᴀʀɪᴊᴜᴀɴᴀ @Sammi_Sativa]

thrift store finds>>>

[Jacobe T. Schmerbach @CobeSchmerbach]

@DahliaZahava I don’t like taxes, those would definitely go up

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

this has been a tough day

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

This shirt says it all
#FuckState

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

If Army-Navy isn't #1, there's no way "The Kinnick Wave" shouldn't be #1

Be better ESPN.

[Sky Doherty @sky_doee]

iykyk

[DeKalb Wrestling @DekalbWrestle]

Ben Aranda is a double Finalist and finishes as the runner up at 113 lbs in Junior Greco! He was the only wrestler in the tournament to reach the finals at the Junior level in both styles! #1barb #proudlydekalb

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

There's trash talk, then there's this.

[DeKalb Wrestling @DekalbWrestle]

Ben Aranda advances to tomorrow's Junior Freestyle Nationals 113 lb finals with another tech fall! #1barb #proudlydekalb

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

View from inside my toilet: