Cobweb

Reader, writer, animal lover, hiker, music listener.

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I've been an @AmazonFresh customer for over two years now but I think I'm going to be cancelling now that they did away with local suppliers. I was in it for the fish markets and butchers.

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Can somebody please explain to me why I'm getting a sudden influx of notices of @SouthPark and @GreenDay now following the same people? Are, are they run by the same person?

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I have a proposition for @Pierce_Brown . I'll trade you two @TheDecemberists tickets for this Friday for a signed copy of Iron Gold. Come on, help a girl out?

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@thecinemasnob Looks like the snow melted early this year.

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@TheDecemberists @Greek_Theatre @whitneytheband I had tickets for Santa Barbara but had to cancel my mini-vacation after a death in the family, so this announcement really made my day.

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Everybody else is going on about Katy Perry and people I don't know at @KAABOODELMAR and here I am all excited for Soul Asylum.

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Our #KAABOOdelmar 2018 lineup is here! Come hang with us this September. Passes go on sale at 9AM here 👉 https://t.co/N0XGSAD3IA . #KAABOO

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For the record. If Nickelback is playing at Kaaboo this year. I'd totally go see them. Just saying.

Okay now let me predict a 90s alt musician for the lineup. Last year I scored with Alanis. This year I'll guess..Blink 182.

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So the great orange ape is finally coming to California tomorrow. Quick let's all put on American Idiot

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@dapriest226 @SouthPark My sentiments exactly.

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I ripped off Pierce Brown's "Old enough to screw, old enough to crew" line in a South Park crab people fanfic with the line "Old enough to shed, old enough to bed." And I'm ashamed of myself. And my readers who don't get the reference.

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Realization: Stranger Things is a rip off of the Imagination Land Trilogy.

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@NattiLynne Like everybody isn't sick to death of Noah

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So #barisi isn't happening. That #rollisi shit is being shoved down our throats. I've hated Rollins for years now. And I'm sick to death of Noah plots. Maybe done with this show.

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@SouthPark She's adorable. I hope this ship happens.

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@SouthPark Sucky Trapper Keeper. Who cares about Dawson's Creek? I want an SVU one.

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@KAABOODELMAR Are payment plans currently not available?

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@OurLadyPeace @elreytheatre Slowly inching closer through the horrible LA traffic!

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So after claiming Heidi was abusive for so long now she is actually abusive and nobody will believe Cartman when she starts slapping him around?

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I had a dream that Millie Bobby Brown and Miles Pride starred a movie about vampire dogs running a sentient flying steam engine and guys I should totally write screenplays.