camel coca

it’s camel bitch

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one of the “humans” pretended they had an extra treat and the other one shaved its head. am despair. life not worth tweeting for.

[camel coca @CocaCamel]

i feel, as a camel, i should have more followers by now.

[camel coca @CocaCamel]

heard the “humans” moving around. scared the shit out of brother moose. he yelled MOO and ran into the wall. fukien “humans”

[camel coca @CocaCamel]

just waiting on my nightly treat. i hope i get two tonight. have plot to steal from brother moose.

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i heard that my brother gus is getting more pellets than me :/ phoning child abuse hotline in AM

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that moose keeps running away when i dig his back and try to hump him. god men these days