Courtney

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I say I gotta skedaddle

[glocc @lilglocc1k]

Drunk me making sure I'm good before I go back out there...😂

[໊ @sonohoor]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

now we're talking

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

this is like watching the mona lisa be painted

[☔ @Whotfismick]

did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

Anytime someone im out to eat with got a pickle on they plate this how I look at them so they’ll give it to me 😂

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

dry january unless someone invites me out

[teryn @youngtiddy]

leaving cookies out for gypsy rose tonight

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

my houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any