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[SD @cocoabutter_HBC]

@blacktwiterthrd Lynn Whitfield

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[Mercia @MissMercia_]

Beautiful 🤍

[girlygirlll💅🏼 @pink_chellaaa]

me leaving bad reviews at my favorite bars around town so it’s less crowded

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[TimHereToo @Timheretoo]

@LangmanVince It’s not complicated. When we’re born, we look like our parents. When we die, we look like our decisions.

[00Darth @Darthhaggar]

@KurzedZuko When they walk down “crime alley” thinking it’ll be a leisurely stroll

[zuko | يعقوب @KurzedZuko]

Genuinely, why did the richest man in Gotham City take his wife and only child to the hood for a movie?

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

its really fucking funny that americans have to write sob story essays to get into university

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

his head too square he’d be in dat mask looking like a funko pop

[Mikey Oshai @Acupofmikey]

Me this summer

[AARON @lidolmix]

in her what routine

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

i stopped knowing the difference between iphones the day i started paying rent

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

Some people often tell us to ignore Museveni's brutal son's tweets as mere rumblings of a drunkard. The difference is that Museveni's son is the head of our military- however illegally he was gifted that position by his father. He has the capacity to follow through with these threats and he has started already. The abductions, torture and raidings of this week are evidence of what he is capable of. As we continue to mobilise and urge our people to push back against these criminals, THE WORLD MUST NOT IGNORE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN UGANDA. The rogue regime in its late evening, has gone completely mad.
#FreeUganda

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

ever since I started treating sports like reality tv it’s all so much fun. he rly is like a messy veteran housewife who refuses to follow the reunion dress code cuz she thinks she’s above it

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

Maury?????😭😭

[Fighter Rakgadi 🇿🇦 @Rakgadi_EM]

Kenyans must apologize to fellow Africans for making Ruto their president

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur