Imagine it’s Summer 2022
- ChatGPT hasn’t been launched
- Plane tickets cost $150 round trip
- Joe Biden is president
- Global temperatures are normal
- The worst people in the world are still afraid to go outside
- 12 Eggs cost $1.99
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my Google search.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of my friend’s text message.
i DO NOT want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read.
I can read. PLEASE just let me.
Happy birthday, @BarackObama! 65 never looked better. Every day, you make me a better person, and I’m thankful for all the ways you show up for our family and our country. Love you. ❤️
My #1 requirement for me to stan a Housewife?
𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦. 𝘔𝘦. 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩.
Cuz even when Porsha is furious, she somehow finds a way to make me cackle 🤣
"Her daddy ain't never had teeth" 🦷
MA'AM... WHAT?!?!
#RHOA 🍑
#RHORI truly proves why Housewives works best when the women have real history. Rulla catching Liz with another guy 4 years ago? That’s the kind of built-in mess you can’t manufacture
Catch this very direct shade Shamea lmfaooo 50 Cynt said I started as a housewife I wasn’t on the sidelines for YEARS begging for a free plate like you and Monyetta #RHOA
“Well the only other coworker you had was the girlfriend in Florida.”
Silence. Complete and utter silence. The room was good. I’m gooped.
Rosie, that was goooooood girl!
#rhori#rhorireunion
Rulla is so annoying at this reunion. How are you going to accuse other people of cheating and tell other people they’re lying, with NO PROOF, but then say everything said against you is a lie when they have actual proof?! 🫠 #RHORI
Kelsey: “Did I suck dick for my career?”
Rosie: “I mean, I kinda do think you did that for the last 10 years. The only coworker you had was a girlfriend in Florida.”
#RHORI