CaffeineCoco

I’M A GIRL PLEASE STOP DMING ME “heyyy did I see you at the bar last night haha” AND “your name sounds soooo familiar” STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[Yugoslavia Bank$ @27literhorse]

No honey you know I can't go out without my transphobic uterus shirt on

[lucy🍉 @fide016]

This yaoi would be peak if the 40 year old actually looked 40

[turbomander @turbomander]

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

he thinks humans are scared of water too like cats are so he used water to scare the person away. SO SMART

[cobsonTALKS @AlityCobso64159]

The gayest man in the world

[ryan @ryangaur]

*walks out of a movie* 387 I think

[demi @jillsbff]

im gonna cry they did not know what they were about to face 😭

[Isa⚗️ @Hdodosos]

Was about to fall asleep with my AirPods in but Freak It by Kim Petras started playing at full volume

[Kris* @kczaban_]

mcu nyc rent gotta be so cheap

[❇︎ @globalpinks_]

😭😭😭

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

this is genuinely how rightoids view the world

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

it’s time

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

Im fuckin the SHIT out of this thing

[CaffeineCoco @Coconono84]

@nxrLover Ignore this

[CaffeineCoco @Coconono84]

Why doesn’t anyone want to buy my custom Pomni JOI for $25 a minute

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[bea @oatfrost]

coworker that always gives me snacks gave me the nickname strawberry so now whenever she sees me so goes “my strawberry!”

[Philip Debussy @thotmanifesto]

okay so i definitely misread the vibe