Codey Baird

shrek had the best soundtrack of all time

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Just 7-0'ed my sister in air hockey. lil bitch thought I was gonna take it easy on her cause it's her 6th birthday

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@donicalewinsky1 @fimbultr0987147 @Franco_Da_Zebra @DiscourseMKE @justholyshit Yeah Tuvalu (smallest country in the world) which is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and won’t be submerged in our lifetime. You’re right, It’s not bs but Earth is constantly moving and reshaping. Land will forever sink and new land will forever rise

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@Dwarf_Coconut @SelflessGiftx @Avabelly__ Drivers can’t rate customers on DoorDash but if they complain enough they’ll get suspended from contactless delivery. You pretty much gotta steal someone’s order to have any real repercussions as a driver

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@New_Drew1984 @NFL_DovKleiman Homeless football league, I like where your heads at

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@SelflessGiftx @Dwarf_Coconut @Avabelly__ I had to deliver 5 cases of water when I did DoorDash. Granted, it was on the first floor, but no chance I would bring that up 4 levels for $8. You can dispute bad reviews and this is outrageous enough they’d probably remove it. They’re surprisingly considerate to employees

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@ghostUser1600 @ihyomeo Batman’s not bitch made enough to act like scarecrow. Dude probably acquires some tech version of mahoraga in all honesty

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@Blueflash95 @RmcnationX No shade to Naruto he absolutely cooked, but he defeated an exhausted pain right after the almighty push that konan begged him not to do and he talk no Jutsu’d him into killing himself. Sasuke got curbstomped by the cloud brothers but Naruto doesn’t beat them either

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@FeyiKeta He turns into a log and Sukuna gasps “substitution jutsu?!”

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@KaKaShI1531244 @JayLotux01 I’m not caught up on the manga so idk the extent of Ichigos power but Shinra Banshoman can literally recreate the universe at will. Pretty much an untouchable celestial being before giving his powers up

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@YunaCastilloXO @Animeeverse_ Rinnegan has the 6 paths as shown by pain, Rinne sharingan has Space time ninjutsu and infinite tsukuyomi (among other things but not all 6 paths). Tits did not go unnoticed good for you

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@verseforanime Not even one of my top 5 favorites but I rewatch Mob Psycho all the time

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@CrrazyBlazer You have to WHAT?? 👁️👄👁️

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@raiin_yael @Jussdin_ Respectfully..

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@Rumbarattler @DiceeJohnn24277 Kurotsuchi gave someone a drug that makes every second feel like a million years man..

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@Wisc_Cowboy @HawkEmDownChris Not like they had many options, there were half as many teams when those guys played

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@whiskero347 @HLC_actual It’s the same with Afghanistan as well as Vietnam. U.S. “lost” the wars because they pulled troops and the regime didn’t change. If the goal was only destruction those 3 wouldn’t exist. Nukes are the only way to beat the states on home turf it’s effectively impossible to invade

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@Kenneth53219702 @TormentedSapien Tbh, I can understand being shocked seeing any of those for the first time. Cities in Oregon basically shut down when it snows, I’ll jump a little if I’m not expecting lightning/thunder and Grizzlies are eerily larger than expected. They gotta get over it after seeing it once tho

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@Kenneth53219702 @TormentedSapien Craziest part is a majority of the arguments are that they only need AC for a few days a year and their windows can only open like 3 inches. You can get a portable AC from China for $150 and it only needs 2” of clearance but they’d rather die than accept a rational solution

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@TP3bets @emmitonair I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled and scrolled hoping to find my goat. Literally the 1 single blazer jersey I own 🔥

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@Ewingsofgwinnet @elonmusk Stewart needs to know if he can reach the bunny ranch and back or if he has to order a second Cybercab

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@lmkifiwin These dudes juiced and still couldn’t reach the pinnacle of their sport, yet Barry Bonds had damn near a HOF career before he even shot up. No clue why anyone cares about baseball players taking steroids. Oh nooo I hate seeing 450ft dingers. Grow up dorks