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An iPhone 16 Pro went missing in Lagos and tracking led the owner to Azeez Adisa, a truck driver from Ibadan.
When the owner of the phone called him, Adisa told him to ‘do his worst’.👇🏾
Providus bank has to be one of the best decisions I’ve made for my business.
I’ve never stepped into any of their branches.
My account officer is a solid babe.
I rarely have failed transactions, and if one ever happens, it’s usually reversed within 24 hours.
God will actually punish the thief who stole the alert phone they gave me.
Now people don’t even know what Lorem Ipsum is and their first website is a SaaS product hosted on Netlify with Google auth, stripe payment and Resend . 😂
Interesting times.
People asking why our rates remained high, this is why. It’s also why naira remains stable and our stock market is still rallying despite this week’s dip.
We literally worked on a post about this, dropping soon on @hisanigeria handle.
If you are not trading stocks on @hisanigeria you’re missing out on the best trading experience and the best customer support on the market right now.
Family drama 😭
This matter came up again today, but it actually started around January.
My son follows me on X.
He reads my posts.
Reads the replies.
Reads the arguments.
Reads everything.
But will he engage?
No 🤷♂️
Instead, he waits until we get home and starts discussing my post with me.
“Dad, did you see what that guy replied?”
My brother, if you saw it, why didn’t you reply him there? 😒
Then one day, I asked mutuals to drop their handles for a shout-out.
Immediately, Oga dropped his handle.
I ignored him.
A few minutes later, I received a complaint message.
“Dad, you didn’t pick me.”
I said, “The shout-out is for mutuals who engage with my content.”
Silence 🤔
My son wants shareholder benefits without buying any shares.
Abi na family business?
If it's you what will you do?
Choice
Maybe God’s will
But I hope women learn to think about what’s best for them and not get into a marriage where they’d find themselves hating the man because they had to move to be with him and start the life they decided to do together.
It’ll be unfair for any man to also expect a woman to just move her very comfortable life to be with him without any plan for her own growth.
At the end of the day, it’s not by force ooo.
5 Days to Go
Every scam account has one thing in common: It doesn't stop at one victim.
Scamrader is launching soon to help people report scam accounts and check before sending money.
The countdown begins 🎉
We probably deserve another red card for that last post! But in all seriousness, congratulations to @Arsenal on winning the Premier League and a great run in the Champions League.
Looking forward to picking up the battle again with you next season.