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Cr7 🐐 | Chef Curry ⚡/ Retired Nigerian

[ajay @1meajay]

you keh? talking about consideration and shame in regard to collecting money from men keh?

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

what a privilege is it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Mbappé basically just called 95% of Twitter football fans out for never playing a real match in their lives. Imagining Cristiano Ronaldo scoring 900+ goals without insane natural talent, or Messi staying at the top for 20 years without hard work is actual brainrot. Let him cook.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: "People say Messi is talent and CR7 is hard work? I'm not trying to be condescending, but that's something that only PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL can say.

If you can look me in the eyes and tell me Cristiano isn't talented or that Messi isn't a hard-worker, then you simply never laced your boots up and played football." @Sorare

[Nipho Madondo @niphomadondo]

except morocco.

fuck morocco as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

This is why Ronaldo intentionally went to Saudi years ago and brought Felix there to get ready for these conditions, my GOAT is a milestone ahead, we are winning

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

The gym is very funny

Expensive phones, watches & car keys are left everywhere & no one touches them

But leave your dumbbells unattended for a moment & they're gone

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

that fake begging before letting her go so you don’t look wicked

[ຸ @omolxlu]

what a privilege is it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[zuka @feran_x]

The concept of a woman who stresses you out ‘threatening’ to stop talking to you..

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

If Online misogyny meets offline mysoyny, smaller one go bow.

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Tola’s wife is getting praised for basic financial sense.

Which tells you how low the bar has been.

The fact that “she made sure we had a home before the wedding” is viral news means most people go into marriage without doing this.

We have normalized financial chaos as romance.

[OLORUNWA 👑 @GODDEYGD22]

This man struck gold

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Tola @westtyy_]

Still can’t believe my wife made us pay our rent way ahead of time and stocked up the house with food, prepaid meter unlimited, just before we started wedding expenses 😂 😂

[uj @umeshjj7]

toronto friendships are just two people saying “we need to catch up” for eight months until one of them moves to barrie

[Nike @Nike]

Define Greatness. Then Redefine It.

@Cristiano @KingJames