lemmecookthatcode

Full stack web developer || Kotlin Ultra || React boy ||
Ain't the God But I got the Code🤭

[Sideways for attention,long way for results @Dialmaterialist]

This is why I don't take civil society 'protest guides' seriously.

The guides telling you not to resist arrest, know your rights and call your lawyer meeting the reality of police who will abduct, torture and murder you with no consequences.

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Apple's price hikes suck, but they don't have much choice sadly. Did my best to explain why (and hid some tricks to get a decent deal at the end)

That said - linux video coming soon ;)

[🌸We,the People!!! 🇰🇪🇹🇿🌸 @Violetotina]

😂😂😂😂

[lemmecookthatcode @Codeblooded001]

@kype_computers specs?

[Sospeter Mong'are @msnmongare]

Give me 5 minutes, and I'll explain what those 10 M-Pesa accounts in the Daraja Account Balance API actually mean.

Most developers only pay attention to a few of them and ignore the rest. Yet just 4 of these accounts are responsible for the core operations behind every successful Paybill setup:

API Usecase:
- Financial Reconciliation
- Automated Payment Systems
- Cash Flow Management
- Payroll Processing

Understanding these accounts will help you build more reliable M-Pesa integrations, track funds accurately, and avoid common mistakes when working with the Daraja Account Balance API.

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1/ UTILITY ACCOUNT

Your money inbox. Every customer payment (STK Push or Manual Payment to Paybill) lands HERE first.

Pro tip: Always check AVAILABLE balance before triggering B2C. Current ≠ Available.

Reserved funds = pending payouts already in queue.

2/ CHARGES PAID ACCOUNT

Always negative. Always.

This is Safaricom's running tab of what you owe in transaction fees.

If this isn't cleared → Safaricom BLOCKS your bank withdrawal. Full stop.

(It clears automatically during settlement , more on that in a sec)

3/ ORGANISATION SETTLEMENT ACCOUNT

The engine room. You won't see money sit here long.

When you trigger Revenue Settlement:
→ It clears your fee debt (Charges Paid)
→ Moves the net balance to your Working Account

Transit lane. Not a wallet.

4/ MMF / WORKING ACCOUNT

Withdrawal-ready funds live here.

Post-settlement, this is where your money sits before it hits your bank account.

Zero here = you can't withdraw. Check it before calling the bank.

5/ The full flow:

🔁 THE FLOW IN ONE LINE:

Customer pays → Utility Account → Settlement clears fees → Working Account → Your Bank/individual M-PESA account.

B2C bypass: Payouts draw DIRECTLY from Utility. No settlement needed. 🔑

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Building on Safaricom Daraja? Follow for more M-Pesa and Payments integration

Got a Mpesa Daraja question? Drop it below 👇 I'll answer it.

[lemmecookthatcode @Codeblooded001]

@ww_nab @brian_yehnda @Tezi_KE where did you get the device from?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Dr. Mukhisa Kituyi: US has got the Kenyan government to open up CDC facilities in Nairobi for monitoring and observing Americans coming out of DRC. Why are we allowing Americans coming from an area suspected to be with Ebola to come to Kenya when they can make a quarantine area in DRC?
#JKLive

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Full trophy bearers all 20 of them. Featuring Vincent Kompany, Txiki, Fernandinho, Ederson, Pep's kids, and the City players. 🩵🏆

[lemmecookthatcode @Codeblooded001]

@LemayianLeiyan @droid254 to where, why and what happened after? the big question then 🫪

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

A season to remember. A season to learn.

A domestic double and everything poured out in pursuit of the title, pushing until the very last breath, only to fall agonisingly short.

Doing all of that in a transitional season is nothing short of extraordinary. It is a brilliant feat and one that deserves to be celebrated wholeheartedly.

And to Pep Guardiola, wishing you nothing but the very best in everything that comes next.

You are a once in a lifetime gaffer. You only come around once. Thank you for changing my club. Thank you for changing my life.

I am forever and eternally grateful for every single moment of it.

[MCFC Yapper 🇦🇷🇪🇸🇧🇪 @ChiefFarmercist]

@WillieOeba https://t.co/EjyhVCkjTx
Wait until you read this and see who is mentioned here 💀

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Some people are asking what securitization of fuel is and I want to explain using a simple analogy using a cow

A short thread :

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Pep Guardiola: My Story. The full documentary.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Spoke to Sheikh Mansour via Khaldoon’s phone after beating Arsenal 3-0 to win his first trophy as City manager, the Carabao Cup. who knew he would go on to win 19 more in the span of just 9 years. MENTAL.

[BK¹⁶ @Blessed_MCfc]

Pep Guardiola is leaving 😭😭😭

[DSK @0161Darren]

Na you lot, I’m crying tears.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

where will we get someone like you @PepTeam? where?

where will we ever find this passion again? this genius? this unconditional, all-consuming love for this team? for this club?

i love you man. i can’t take this. 😭

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Football legends, elite coaches and tacticos all talking about Pep Guardiola like he’s a professor of the game. 🧠⚽️

Greatest manager to ever do it. 🐐

https://t.co/mUihCUiPg3

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. 🩵

[City Chief @City_Chief]

🥹 | Pep Guardiola: “𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁, 𝗞𝗲𝘃. 𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁.”

Now one is gone and the other is leaving. 🐐🩵