Doctor N

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You’re a medical student/Junior Doctor . They want you to do a fundoscopic exam without dilating pupils.. You can’t see sh*t. But still act like you do… nothing can demoralize you… keep going 😭

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Management: We are Short Staffed.

Hidden meaning: You are the extra staff.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

6 years ago it was illegal to be within 6 feet of me.

Sometimes I miss that.

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Due to war and inflation, the Microorganisms Society has revised the 5-second rule to 7.5 seconds…
You can now safely eat food that’s been on the floor for up to 7.5 seconds.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Some students write such answers in exams that the examiner goes home having learned something new. 😅📚

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Interesting Fact # 19

Donuts are healthier than Crystal Meth.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

I was teaching to one of the Gen Z Junior Doctor regarding mechanism of Vasospasm in SAH and he replied. “THATS SO DARRRK”
Me 😶

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THE ENTIRE INTERNET THINKS TRUMP JUST WENT TO WAR WITH IRAN BECAUSE OF
EPSTEIN-BARR VIRUS

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Gynecology long-case viva

Examiner: What factors protect women against uterine cancer?
Me: Hysterectomy.
Examiner: And what factors increase the risk?
Me: The presence of a uterus…

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Word of the day.

EXHAUSTIPATED (adj.)

Too tired to give a shit.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Normal people: You look exhausted. Are you okay?

Healthcare Workers : Were you on call last night?

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

Our Valentine is already “BOOKED”.
We have exams. 📚

#healthcare #doctors

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

99.99% of Depression in Medical students is caused by:

♦ 8 a.m. lectures
♦ 75% compulsory attendance 💯

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

LinkedIn: where blinking too long feels like a missed leadership opportunity.

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Listen Medical Students and Junior Doctors

If a senior asks about treatment for Hairy Cell Leukemia, the most appropriate management is……Hair Removal Cream.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

You open LinkedIn and immediately question why you’re not a consultant, researcher, educator, leader, and astronaut by now…

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

We will most likely die next to a pile of textbooks we bought, guidelines, and PDFs we confidently downloaded and never opened.

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

What do you think you’ll get for Valentine’s Day?

Me: A Hospital Duty.

#14thFebruary

[Doctor N @CodeBluLOL]

The moment doctors “stand on their feet,”
they realize they are suffering from osteoarthritis. 😄

#doctorsquotes

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No matter how late you arrive to class, there’s always a seat waiting for you in the front row.
#medicalschool